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[jeff_is_smiling]

Jeff that IS kinky. My mom is 60, I want set you up with her but I don't want her injured because of your kinky self.

Well, she would be protected if you joined us. That would be a nice threesome. Ever done it that way before?

 

[Devlishone4fun]

I am kinky....but 75 years old women is my limit.....not into breaking hips during sex.....

And then doctor said.... Put the lime in coconut and drink it all up and call me in the morning.

in this thread you quote the person above you, change their text to something different in the quote box and then respond to what you just made them say.

I did. He was talking about not wanting to break hips, he broke hip lol, but its called edit. Go way back and read some of the other post that completely change everything too.

 

[Little_Sister]

Well, she would be protected if we cybered. That would be a nice threesome. Ever done it that way before?

EWWWW *vomits* Um, no Grandpa Jeff.

(seriously tho, after reading that, I picked my mouth up off the floor, I laughed out loud. Totally freaking gross but freaking hilarious! )

 

[Little_Sister]

I did. He was talking about not wanting to break hips, he broke hip lol, but its called edit. Go way back and read some of the other post that completely change everything too.

I didnt see your quotes.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Um, no Grandpa Jeff. I want Lakesailor

Your wish, is my command. Here I am!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

FUN! *mewls* Um, no Grandpa Jeff. I'll go ask her though.....

I am sure she is hot....does she wear removable dentures?

I was slightly worried I might have stepped over that fine line between serious rude, and barfy rude...

 

[Little_Sister]

Your wish, is my command. Hard I am!

So I take it you are happy to see me and that is not a banana in your pocket?!

I am sure she is hot....does she wear removable diapers?

Aren't all old people diapers removable? You should know first hand.

Nahh you bulldozed through that line and landed about 100 yards just east of the line with that shit eatin' grin

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

So I take it you are happy to see me and that is not a AAA battery in your pocket?!

Aren't all old people sexy? I sense that you have a firm hand.

Well, while I am OLDER, I am not that old...as to a firm hand, I am more of a please-er type than a spank-er type....though if you wanted it....

 

[Little_Sister]

Well, while I am OLDER, I am not that old...as to a firm hand, I am more of a tickle-er type than a spank-er type....though if you wanted it....

I would much prefer a spank with a hand(no belts!) to a tickle. *Shivers*

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I would much prefer a spank with a hand(no belts!) to a tongue flicking. *Shivers*

Hmmm...interesting....not many women prefer a spank to being tongued for a nice long time....

 

[MausAss]

Hmmm...not interested....there's not a women worth tonguing for a nice long time....

I think you are wrong, and I would gladly spend a nice long time between a nice woman's legs.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I would sadly spend a long time between a bitchy woman's legs.

Well, there's no bitchy women here though, right?

 

[MausAss]

Well, all the women are bitches here though, right?

I think they're all great, especially the ones on here. You need to get over it and stop calling them bitches.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I like calling them bitches.

It's not polite Maus, but I know some like it rough.

 

[Little_Sister]

It's not polite Maus, now hand me that ball gag and open your mouth.

Fuck! Lakey, I had no idea you and Maus were an item.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Fuck me Lakey, I had no idea you knew how to use that item.

Oh, I have many talents.

 

[Little_Sister]

Oh, I have many tongue talents.

Damn. Why didn't you say so... *sneaking off to a dark corner with Lakey*

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Damn. Why didn't you say so... *sneaking off to a dark corner with Lakey*

Do I have to change it?

 

[Lia Monde]

Do I have to change my week old underwear before we go?

Do a laundry once in a while!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Do ME once in a while!

Are you jealous of the attention sister gets? I'm happy to lavish some attention on you!

 

[MausAss]

I'm jealous of the attention sister gets! I'd be happy to put on something lavish to get some attention from you!

I don't think I will give you the attention you want, even if you do that. Sorry.

 

[Little_Sister]

I will give you ALL the attention you want, even if you don't do that.

Awww! I love you Mousie. What are you asking me to do?

 

[MausAss]

Awww! I love you mirror image. Who is the fairest of them all?

You truly are the fairest of them all, now get naked.

 

[Little_Sister]

I'm truly are the fairest of them all, I'm naked.

You really are fair but I guess most red heads are, now go put some clothes on you are blinding the passing cars!

 

[MausAss]

I really am the fairest, and I love red heads the most, now remove your clothes and prepare to be come as quickly as a passing car!

I hope I can last a little longer than that, but as you say, you are the fairest of them all.