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[lakesailer_mi]

I'm way better than "Rosy Palm and her 5 sisters," Can I help?

LMAO....I didn't know you knew that euphemism.

 

[Little_Sister]

MMMM....I didn't know you were so HOT.

Oh Thank you Lakey. Your not so bad yourself.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Oh, Thank you Lakey. You're not so bad yourself.

I'm the Grammar Police....

 

[37_ttej]

I'm the Grandma Police....

'Naughty Nana' Inspector, huh?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Naughty Nana - She wants to inspect me.....

ummm....that's sorta creepy, don't you think?

 

[37_ttej]

Mmmm....that's sorta creamy, don't you think?

I'll take your word for it. Never been a cream pie man, myself.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I'll take your wife. I'm a cream pie man, myself.

Hey, you know whatever floats your boat, but I don't think my wife would go for it.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Hey, I know what would float MY boat, but I don't think my wife would go for it.

Have you asked her yet? She might surprise you....

 

[MausAss]

Have you seen her yet? I left a surprise for you inside her....

I'm not sure he will like the surprise.

 

[Little_Sister]

I'm sure he will like the surprise.

I bet he does. He is a closet cream-pie eater.

 

[Lia Monde]

He's a gourmet cream-pie eater.[/QUOTE]

That takes lots of practice.

 

[extreme_hetro_sex]

That takes lots of cream.

He'll like the taste of it.

 

[37_ttej]

He'll like those tasty tits.

Undoubtedly: him and everyone else.

http://images1.pornxs.com/imags/03102010/4787357.jpg

 

[Little_Sister]

Undoubtedly: everyone else has her first but I am ok with sloppy seconds.

No shame in that. At least you are getting laid. Just make sure you double bag it.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

No shame in what I do. At least I am getting laid. I just make sure I never gag on it.

Now THAT is hot!

 

[Little_Sister]

Now YOU are hot!

Thanks Jeff but actually I am freezing! Stop staring at my nipples!!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Thanks Jeff but actually I am freezing! Stop breathing on my nipples!!

Sorry...I drooled a bit there...

 

[Little_Sister]

Sorry...I drooled and bit there...

The bite was nice but I could have done without the drool.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

The bite was nice but I could have done without the riding crop.

*Note to ROLODEX: Occasional playful bites - enjoyed. Occasional whipping with a riding crop - not so much *

 

[Devlishone4fun]

Trying to do to many things at once, doesnt work very well in bed

 

[Little_Sister]

*Note to ROLODEX: *

My 80 yr old grandma still uses a Rolodex. How old are you Grandpa Jeff?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

My 80 yr old grandma still uses a rabbit. How kinky are YOU Grandpa Jeff?

I am kinky....but 75 years old women is my limit.....not into breaking hips during sex.....

 

[Devlishone4fun]

And then doctor said.... Put the lime in coconut and drink it all up and call me in the morning.

 

[Little_Sister]

I am kinky....but 75 year old women is my preference ..... I'm into breaking hips during sex.....

Jeff that IS kinky. My mom is 60, I could set you up with her but I don't want her injured because of your kinky self.

 

[Little_Sister]

And the doctor said.... Put the lime in coconut and drink it all up and call me in the morning.

in this thread you quote the person above you, change their text to something different in the quote box and then respond to what you just made them say.