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[Little_Sister]

Now show your cock.

Sorry Pink fairy, I'm a girl. The only cock I have is made out of plastic and it vibrates.

 

[MausAss]

I'm a girl and the only cock I want is the one inside your pants. The one out of plastic is not enough.

You had me at I'm a girl. *takes out cock*

Maus, we've talked about the importance of lube before

Yes, and that's why I brought some.

 

[Little_Sister]

You had me. You know I'm a girl. *takes out plastic cock*

*Grins at BOB* You were voted favorite girl play grounder right?

 

[MausAss]

*Grins at throbbing cock* You were voted the favorite by the playground girls, right?

Sure, let's go with that.

 

[may_I_please]

can you let go of that.

Oh sorry, did I hold too tight?

 

[MausAss]

Oh sorry, am I too tight for you?

I'm sure it will fit, but maybe I should kiss the place a little bit before we try again.

 

[may_I_please]

I'm sure it will fit, but I should kiss and lick for a few hours first .

See, I knew you were trainable

 

[MausAss]

See, I knew you were tremendous

I will make sure you tremble too.

 

[Little_Sister]

I will make sure you weap too.

I always thought it was kind of weird when a guy cries after sex...

 

[37_ttej]

I always thought I was kind of weird when, as a guy, I payed for sex...

Turns out it's more common than you think ...

 

[Little_Sister]

Turning out it's more common than you think ...

Sounds fun. I'm game.

 

[37_ttej]

Sounds fun. I'm gay.

Really!!??

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

You haven't been laid in over 20 years? Really!!??

I might have exaggerated a tad......

 

[yellow_rose71]

The last guy I was with was named Tad......

That's more than I wanted to know.

 

[37_ttej]

I might have exploded a toad......

The NSA is going a bit over the top.

 

[37_ttej]

That's more snow than I wanted.

We hear you, friends.
Warm hugs for North American Litsters from those of us in hot, summery Australia.

 

[MausAss]

We hear your moans.
A big fuck you for all the North American Litsters from those of us in hot, summery Australia.

I get it. It's warm over there, but that doesn't mean you have to be an ass about it.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I don't get it. It's warm over there, but that doesn't seem right, it's winter?

It's a hemisphere thing Maus, didn't you take geography?

 

[MausAss]

I think I got hemorrhoids Maus, can't you take a look?

No, just no. Go see a doctor something, just don't ask me to take a look. It's freaking me out a bit.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

No. Do I need to see a doctor or something? I just don't give a fuck. It's freaking me out a bit.

Man, that sounds tough, why don't you see if you can find a shrink to talk to you about. Missing geography is really not that big a deal.

 

[Little_Sister]

Man, that sounds tough, why don't you see if you can find a shrimp to talk to you about it.

It is called being vertically challenged.

 

[coacheric]

It is called being naked in bed.

I already knew it was called that. Now slide over

 

[Little_Sister]

I already knew it was called that. Now slide over and grab the stick.

Wait are we talking about driving or fucking?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Wait, I'm looking for some hard driving fucking.

I think I can help you with that.

 

[Little_Sister]

I can't help you with that.

Too bad Lakey. Eric? Mousie? Either of you interested?