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[Que]

I didn't know you like me so much.

What's not to like? I know an Erin from Virginia who actually looks a bit like your avatar.

 

[may_I_please]

What's not to like? I know a Virgin who actually looks a bit like your avatar.

It's the lip biting huh?

 

[badjanus]

It's when I bite your lip, you pull my hair and whisper in my ear?

I like to think that has something to do with it

 

[Learin]

I like to think Brad has something to do with it

It was Mike, actually.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

It was Lake who made me feel so good.

I'm glad I could help you. It's my desire to make everyone feel good.

 

[MausAss]

I'm glad you could help me. It's my desire to make everyone help me all the time.

Like a dictator? Well, I don't blame you.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Like my dick? It looks like a 'tator. Well, don't blame me, it's hereditary.

So, if you get kicked in the nuts, then it's mashed potatoes?

 

[MausAss]

So, if you get licked in the nuts, then it spews mashed potatoes?

That's a little nosey and I wouldn't call it mashed potatoes either. Do you call it mashed potatoes? Like "swallow my mashed potatoes." You probably call it wiener too. A wiener together with mashed potatoes.


Eh...

 

[may_I_please]

I'm a little hungry and I would love mashed potatoes. Do you call it mashed potatoes? I would "swallow my mashed potatoes." You probably have wieners too. A wiener together with mashed potatoes.


Eh...

Right, so I'm cooking huh? Bangers and mash it is

 

[MausAss]

Maus, I'm so cooking for you, hun. Banging and squeezing my tits as dessert.

Mind if I skip to the dessert right away.

 

[may_I_please]

Mind if I skip to the shops for dessert right away.

Oh you can get to the shops any way your little heart desires. Get ice cream, I have some plans for the pudding course

 

[MausAss]

Oh you can take me any way your little heart desires. Get ice cubes, I have some plans for how you can use them on me

It’s not my heart that’s throbbing and I’ll bring the ice.

 

[Stillstiff]

Since you caused this throbbing can you please do something about it.

I think I will pass.

 

[may_I_please]

I think I will pass out if you don't kiss me soon .

Well what are you waiting for? Get over here!

 

[Stillstiff]

Well do you think I will wait all day for you? Get over here!

It would be my pleasure.

 

[BrokenRomantic]

I'm under too much pressure.

Try yoga or meditation. I've heard they help.

 

[Que]

Try yogurt as medication. I've heard it helps.

The best way to get your recommended daily allowance of yogurt is tzatziki sauce.

 

[MausAss]

My favorite way to get my recommended daily allowance of yogurt is cum sauce.

I don't think that qualifies as yogurt, but there's no reason for you to stop as long as you're having fun.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I don't think that qualifies as sport, but there's no reason for you to stop peeing on people as long as you're having fun.

I don't know - it seems slightly rude to me...especially in public.

 

[BreezySnow]

I don't know - maus seems slightly rude to me...especially in public.

Maus isn't rude, he just has a strange sense of humor, lol

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Maus isn't nude, he just has a strange sense of clothing style, lol

If you say so....it IS different....

 

[lakesailer_mi]

If you say yes again, I promise this time it will be different....

Jeff, did you get a prescription for those little blue pills?

 

[Learin]

Jeff, did you get a prescription for those little loo pills?

Eww! That's something you shouldn't ask in Public.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Eww! There's something nasty in my Pubic hair.

Um. That's kind of TMI, but good to know.

 

[decargsiD]

Um. That's kind of TMI, but good to know.

Um. There's no such thing as TMI, and I want to know.