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[lakesailer_mi]

Why can't I ever be on top.

Well, I don't know man, but I kind of like woman on top, especially cowgirl.

 

[badjanus]

Well, I don't know man love but I kind of like to try a man with experience in the saddle, especially a cowboy.

You have it all worked out...We just got to find you a blue boy.

 

[MausAss]

I have it all worked out...I want to have sex with all the smurfs, all of them.

But that will kill them, unless your penis is really really small.

 

[BrokenRomantic]

But that will thrill them, especially if your penis is really really small.

I'm sure there's smurf porn somewhere to google.

 

[MausAss]

I'm know there's smurf porn to google, trust me I know.

Okay, what's up with the smurfs?

 

[Little_Sister]

Okay, what's up with the smut?

Hey I like smut!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I've produced smut!

Excellent! Can you give me a link?

 

[MausAss]

Hey, I look like a smurf!

Ahh, now I understand what they're talking about. I want some of that smurf ass too. You're one hot smurfette.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I know everyone's talking about me. I am really a smurf. I'm looking for one hot smurfette.

We really aren't gossiping about this. Lit is a place where you can pursue your fetishes without judgement. Good luck to you in your search!

 

[may_I_please]

We really are gossiping about this. Lit is supposed to be a place where you can pursue your fetishes without judgement. But smurfettes? Good luck to you when the men in white coats come

That's a bit harsh isn't it?

 

[Callmetim]

That's quite the riding crop you have there. I wouldn't mind you being a bit harsh ... that's not a problem for you, isn't it?

None at all, I would gladly accommodate any inch of your flesh with it numerous times.

 

[coacheric]

I wish I had more than an inch of flesh

You must be very short?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Are you very short, like me?

I think the short dick club is in the other room.

 

[coacheric]

I think the short dick club is in the other room. Follow me, I was just heading there

Are you trying to pick me up

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I was trying to get you to pick me up

Sorry, I just don't swing that way, but I'm flattered.

 

[MausAss]

Oh yeah, I just swing that way and I'm flattered.

I love how this thread can bring people together and give them courage to say things they normally wouldn't.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I love watching people together. I wish I had the courage to say things like that and join them.

Come on out of the closet, Maus, you know you want to.

 

[coacheric]

Come on my closet, you know I want you to.

DUDE, Your sick!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

DUDE, Your sick! I like that!

Hey, it's a gift!

 

[blu_caprice]

Hey, it's a once in a lifetime opportunity!

Maybe next lifetime, bruh.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

You're the sexiest man in my lifetime.

Aww, shucks, I'm flattered!

 

[Little_Sister]

Aww, shit, I'm flaccid!

Don't worry, it is common for men your age.

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Don't worry, I'm patient with men your age.

Oh, thank goodness!

 

[MausAss]

I'm worried, it's not common, you should go see a doctor!

Men don't go around with constant erections, you know, well maybe they do around you.

 

[Little_Sister]

Oh, thank you, goddess!

Awe! I'm flattered

Men go around with constant erections, you know, or at least they do around me.

Well then, aren't you quite the men's new boy toy?!