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[jeff_is_smiling]

Um, I don't think you dressed up as a punk teddy bear is sexy, lol

I thought the bear collar added a nice touch though....

 

[yellow_rose71]

I thought naked except for the tie added a nice touch though....

It was where you put the tie that was surprising.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

It was where you put your penis that was surprising.

Oh, where did he put it?

 

[coacheric]

Oh, where did I put it?

I got some ideas where it might be

 

[MausAss]

I got some ideas where Donkey Kong might be

I doubt you will find him and besides he's no match for my Pokémon.

 

[Violetvixen1]

I doubt you will find him and besides he's no match for me poking a man.

WHAT?!? I missed that show!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

WHAT?!? I loved that show!

Shame it was cancelled due to lack of viewership, isn't it?

 

[MausAss]

Waaaaa?!? I miss you showing me attention!

Okay, okay, calm down and I'll send a PM your way. Happy now? Please don't cry anymore.

 

[MausAss]

Shame I got arrested due to all the viewers, isn't it?

What exactly did you do in front of all the viewers to get arrested? Not sure if I want to know.

 

[coacheric]

What exactly did I do in front of all the viewers to get arrested? Not sure if you want to know.

I'm sure you got naked and paraded around with all your eggs showing

 

[BreezySnow]

You got naked and paraded around with your balls decorated like Easter eggs and showing them to everyone!

Maus!!! Were you drinking again???

 

[Stillstiff]

Maus!!! What were you thinking??

Just what any other red-blooded male would be thinking around you.

 

[MausAss]

Just what any other cold-blooded murderer would be thinking around you.

Eh, do you need to talk to someone or something? That talk about a cold-blooded murderer is scaring me a bit.

 

[BreezySnow]

That talk about a stripping is scaring me a bit.

Okay, I promise to keep my clothes on!!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Okay, I promise to check out any naked pics you want to share with me!!

Getting a little ahead of ourselves....I was just saying good afternoon....

 

[BreezySnow]

I was just taking off my clothes. I didn't mean to scare you.

Umm, I wasn't scared... just surprised.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Umm, I wasn't scared... just impressed.

Well, aren't you being nice....OK, show me one of you now...

 

[BreezySnow]

Well, aren't you impressed?

Ummm, it is a nice cake you baked, but you spelled your own name wrong.

 

[MausAss]

Ummm, it is a nice cock you brought, but doing cock make me spell my own name wrong

Okay, so you want to spell your name wrong or what?

 

[BreezySnow]

Okay, so did I spell your name wrong or what?

I am not sure, I haven't paid attention. How hard is it to spell Breezy?

 

[Stillstiff]

I am just wondering if I did well. Is it hard yet?

It doesn't take much from you to succeed at that.

 

[coacheric]

It doesn't take much for me to suck that.

You do seem to be a pro at it

 

[MausAss]

You should go pro.

Eh, like selling sex or what? Not sure if that's the best advice.

 

[BreezySnow]

I like selling sex! Not sure if I am very good at it.

You have tried to sell sex before? Where?

 

[yellow_rose71]

You have tried to sell sex before? Is there a discount for LIT members?

Should we all get in line?