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[BreezySnow]

First, thanks. You're pretty great too. I don't think I want to share with anyone. I want you all to myself.

Awww, I think that is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me! Thank you Maus!

 

[MausAss]

Awww, I think that is the dirtiest thing anyone has ever said to me! Thank you Maus!

You're welcome. Dirty and sexy.

 

[BreezySnow]

You're welcome. Polite and sexy.

Should always try to be polite... notice I said try.

 

[MausAss]

You should always be polite... notice I said try.

Eh... no you didn't.

 

[BreezySnow]

Eh... I couldn't think of a good reply.

LOL I could tell. Brain just not working at this time? Or something/someone distracting you?

 

[MausAss]

LOL I can tell the future. My mind is sensing something or someone trying to connect to you?

Hmm, I don't really believe in that kind of stuff, but tell me anyway. It could be fun.

 

[BreezySnow]

Hmm, I don't really like that kind of stuff, but I might try it anyway. It could be fun.

What stuff are you going to try?

 

[MausAss]

What stuff do you want to try?

I can choose whatever I want? Wow, this is so great.

 

[BreezySnow]

I can choose whoever I want? Wow, this is so great.

Well, who is your choice?

 

[MausAss]

Well, which Pokemon is your choice?

Pikachu, I choose you!

http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/i-choose-you-pikachu.png

 

[BreezySnow]

I choose you!

Wooo hooo, so now that you chose me, what next?

 

[MausAss]

Booo hooo, so now what, you think you can beat me next? Bulbasaur, I choose you

Getting cocky now Breezy. My Pokémon will beat your Pokémon next and then I will take your Pokémon and add it to my collection. You gotta collect them all.

 

[may_I_please]

Getting my cock out now Breezy. My bits will beat your bits next and then I will take you and add you to my collection. I gotta collect them all.

Oh Mauss ...I'm not sure that's how you woo a lady like breezy

 

[MausAss]

Oh Maus ...I'm sure you will win over that lady Breezy

One time when I played before, I beat another player with my cards. It was so great and... another time I also won, so I think I can win this time too. Then I can tell everyone how I won, cause they want to hear about it over and over. Also, poop, hi hi hi, poop.

(sometimes I act like five)

 

[may_I_please]

Blah blah blah

(sometimes I act like five)

Sometimes?

 

[MausAss]

Sometimes with Britney Spears is my favorite song.

That's a bit surprising. I thought you liked Justin Bieber.

 

[may_I_please]

That's a bit surprising. I thought you liked it when I used my tongue.

Oh but I do baby

 

[MausAss]

Oh, you are such a baby

Am not, you're the baby. Stupid May, calling me a baby.

 

[Stillstiff]

Am not the baby. May, quit dressing me like a baby.

Does May dress you often?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Does May flirt with you often?

Not very much at all, I am sad to say....

 

[MausAss]

Did you know that when one little panda pulls on another little panda's underwear, that's sexual harassment? That makes me a sa-a-a-a-ad panda

This is freaking me out, dude.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

This is arousing me greatly, dude.

ummm...I'll keep my distance.....look over there! A UFO!!

* Runs the opposite direction

 

[MausAss]

ummm...I can't keep away.....look over there! A UFO!!

*Runs towards Maus

What? What are you doing Jeff? Stay calm!

*runs away from Jeff*

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

What? What are you wearing Jeff? I need to stay calm!

*runs away from Jeff*

It is just me trying out my new Halloween costume...scary when you see it up close, isn't it?

 

[BreezySnow]

It is just me trying out my new Halloween costume...sexy, isn't it?

Um, I don't think you dressed up as a pink teddy bear is sexy, lol