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[BreezySnow]

I'd be happy to show you my going rates.

Ummm, I think I will pass on the rates

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Ummm, I think I will pass on the foreplay, let's get right to the banging action

OH?!?! But I thought women always wanted lots of foreplay?

 

[BreezySnow]

OH!!!! I like giving women lots of foreplay!

Foreplay is always a good thing!

 

[jackflash81]

Four play is always a good thing!

well...I have never tried group sex, but I would up for it!

 

[BreezySnow]

well...I tried group sex, but I would up for it all the time!

Umm, okay, that is good to know... I think, lol

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Umm, be good to me...

Of course, what would like first?

 

[jackflash81]

Main course, would you like a fist?

Err.....that is overly agressive and painful sounding! Chill out dude!

 

[BreezySnow]

Err.....you are very agressive and into pain! Chill out dude!

Pain is only good in small doses and only in certain areas!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Pain isn't really my thing!

Yeah, mine either.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Yeah, mine's withered.

awwww, sweetie. it'll be okay---they make pills for that now!!

 

[jackflash81]

Yeah, mind eater.

Ummm....not quite sure to take that.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

awwww, sweetie. it'll be okay---I'll kiss it and make it all better!

Awesome! Thanks!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Ummm....not quite sure how I want to take you this time.

You enjoyed reverse cowgirl a lot, last time behind the bike shed, 'member?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Your pedicures are totally awesome! Thanks for letting me have some of your sparkly purple polish!

Hey, what are gal pals for?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Glad I pleased you, what are sluts for?

I wouldn't call you a slut, you're actually very picky.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I wouldn't say I'm a slut, but I've fucked everyone on the GB.

Sailer!!! and here I was so looking forward to popping your cherry! *sniff*

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Sailer!!! I am looking forward to having you pop my cherry!

I would be honored.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I would be Honora, if only I could afford the surgery.

I'll let you borrow my red lace cheeky panties, if you like.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I'm wearing my red lace cheeky panties, does that turn you on?

Pictures or didn't happen.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I'll send you pictures so you'll know it happened.

Are we still talking about you wearing my red lace panties??

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I'm actually a wimp, all I wear are Granny pants..

That's OK, I think you're sexy because of your brain.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

That's OK, I think you're sexy because of your big toes. Oh, sorry--did I not tell you I have a thing for sucking on big toes like they were a Tootsie Pop?

Tell me, Sailer, how many licks......?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Tell me, Sailer, how many licks will it take to make you cum?

Um...three...

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

*****off scene*****


ohmygod I love this thread so much.


*****return to scene*****

 

[lakesailer_mi]

ohmygod I love this flirting with sailor so much.

Hey, the feeling is mutual. (there is no "off scene" )