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[elli1]

btw, if tomorrow you feel more than just a tingle, you should consult your gynaecologist

should have known it, i bet you've been around the block

 

[MausAss]

I've been around the block, but I should've known it was you I wanted

No worries, sometimes it take a long time for people to realize how awesome I am (for some it take a really, really long time. )

 

[elli1]

No worries, sometimes it take a long time for people to realize I'm actually a man (for some it take a really, really long time. )

maybe you should grow a beard?!

 

[MausAss]

maybe you should grow a herd?!

A herd of women to please my every desire? If I do I'll make sure to reserve a spot for you.

 

[elli1]

I heard of women who will please my every desire for money...

as far as I know, that's illegal in your country!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

as far as I can tell, there's not enough fluids in your mouth!

Does someone need something to drink?

 

[MausAss]

I need something to drink!

Then I suggest you drink something.

 

[jackflash81]

Then I suggest you fuck something.

Look, I have been trying ok....but she's just not interested.

 

[MausAss]

Look, I have been doing ok....but she's just not enjoying it.

That's not good. Have you tried asking her what she likes?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I'm not good. Have you tried asking me what I like?

I was just getting 'round to that.......

 

[elli1]

I was just getting turned on by that.......

when are you not?

 

[jackflash81]

when are you hot?

Geez..thanks Elli....no need to be quite so blunt

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

when are you going to stop flirting?

NEVER!!!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Geez..thanks Elli....no need to be quite so blunt about the fact that you think my hose is too small.

That was a li'l harsh, ell. :caning:

 

[jackflash81]

That was a li'l hash, oh what the hell. :caning:

Drugs are never the answer Honey....

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Drugs are always the answer Honey....

I'm tired of you dragging me out behind the bike shed, Jack!!

 

[elli1]

I'm tired of you drugging me and then molesting me behind the bike shed, Jack!!

and i thought he was a nice guy

 

[BreezySnow]

and i thought....

Um, there is no thinking allowed here!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Um, there is no drinking allowed here!

Wait, What??? Surely you jest!

 

[BreezySnow]

Wait, What??? Shirley is the best!

Who is Shirley?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Who is drunk?

I'm not drunk, I only had 1 beer with dinner.

 

[BreezySnow]

I'm drunk, I only had 10 beers for dinner.

Want me to make you some coffee?? You sound like you need it!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I'm not drunk, I only had 11 beers with dinner. I'm fine!

You are so fine.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Want me to make you some coffee?? Or would you rather have me?

You are so mine.

Ladies I hope you can share, I don't want any fights.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I this thread.