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On lit? Hand job placement?
The How To section is my favorite.
I don't think I have ever been on a Ferris wheel.
Do you lick in circles?
I like to vary it...different blokes..
Jack!! I never knew that you could cook fish in a dishwasher.
Do you like it stroked?
Who are you stroking??? I should say, i think you and i would make a kick-ass stroking team.![]()

We do seem to work well together, I hope we don't cause anyone to have a heart attack!![]()
Oh, maybe we could make sure they are cleaned in a shower first!!
Oh, maybe we should practice on a doctor and a couple of lawyers first!!
You have any rules for your pool?
I like the way you think! Is it time to go into the pool?
The only rules are, have fun and no swimsuits in the pool!
Let's go shopping!! I'm buying!!
Oh wow, that is bigger than I expected Let's go!!
Aw, suck it bitch!
Aw shucks! I can't go shopping, I don't have any money.![]()
Oh wow, that is so nice of you!!! C'mon Honey, let's go!!
Oh girl, you know I am always wet down there.![]()

Oh, thank you, I was hoping you weren't talking to Breezy?
He wouldn't dare talk to me that way, bitch!
Why is everyone calling me names all of a sudden?![]()
Probably, to keep you away from the desert!
Hmm, not sure if this will scare anyone, but I always wanted to be in a dessert.![]()