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[Wild_Honey_66]

Do I taste like chicken?

No, sweetie, you taste like Top Sirloin.

 

[MausAss]

No, sweetie, it tasted like Top Sirloin.

That's surprising, but now I have a desire to have sparrow for dinner. It sounds delicious.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Surprise! I have a desire to invite Jack Sparrow for dinner. Doesn't he sound delicious?

Yes, as a matter of fact. Yes, he does sound delicious. You gonna join us, or are you gonna sit and watch?

 

[MausAss]

Yes, as a matter of fact. He sounds almost as delicious as you, you handsome You gonna join us, or are you gonna sit and watch?

Of course I'm going to join you.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Of course I'm going to join you. Right after I serenade you with a rousing chorus of Old MacDonald.

*giggles*

Be still my beating heart!

 

[MausAss]

*screams like a fangirl*

I love you! You're my favorite singer!

And you're my favorite fan girl, now come here so I can give you the full groupie treatment.

 

[may_I_please]

And you're my favourite girl, but you can't come here I have to go for my full flea treatment.

Little buggers biting again are they?

 

[MausAss]

My little buggers bite them again will you?

Come her and I will do much more than just bite them.

 

[mamasota]

Come here and let me suck on them!

Oooo I knew you were good, more!!!

 

[MausAss]

Oooo I knew you were the best, more!!!

Anything for you mama! Now give me a kiss.

 

[BreezySnow]

Anything for the women! I want to kiss them all!

Uh huh, after all the women again huh?

 

[MausAss]

Uh huh, all the women are after you again huh?

Maybe, but I only want you and...maybe a couple of others.

 

[BreezySnow]

Maybe, but I only want you ...maybe for a couple of decades.

Aww, that is so nice.

 

[MausAss]

Aww, that is so naughty.

It's hard not to think naughty thoughts with you around.

 

[BreezySnow]

It's hard to think naughty thoughts with you around.

Wait, I thought you liked me??

 

[MausAss]

Wait, I'm thinking. Help me??

I thought you had both brain and beauty, but I guess you lack the former. I will help you with the thinking. *sigh*

 

[may_I_please]

I thought you had both brain and beauty, but I guess you lack the latter. There is no help for you*sigh*

But I thought you liked me

 

[BreezySnow]

I think you have both brain and beauty, but I don't have either. Will you help me think? *sigh*

Of course I will sweetie, what are you trying to think about?

 

[MausAss]

But I thought you licked me

This time it wasn't me and don't worry about my insults. It's called negging and is a way to attract women.

 

[MausAss]

Of course I taste sweet. Are you trying to get me to bed?

I'm not sure if we'll make it to bed considering how tempting you are.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I'm not sure if we'll make it to bed considering how tempting you are.

well, then!

*thinks, quickly*

the kitchen table's cleared off.

 

[BreezySnow]

Did you make the bed this morning? You know a nicely made bed just does something to me.

Really???

 

[MausAss]

well, then!

*thinks, slowly*

dammit I need to clear off the kitchen table.

What, now? Can't it wait?

 

[MausAss]

Me too, but I also love how it looks after a hard night of...

Of... Tell me and it better not be sleeping.

 

[BreezySnow]

You better not tell me you want to go to sleep.

Trust me, sleep is the furthest thing from my mind at the moment!