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AnelizeDarkEyes

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We've all wandered through the kitchen, happily checking out all the wonderful tools in our drawers that can be perverted. Wisks, and spoons, and spatulas, Oh MY!!

However, while at the Lit-together this weekend, our crew came up with a bit of a twist....food that can be perverted. I'm sure they'll post them and fill you in :D Join in with your ideas, won't you?

~anelize
 
LOL... ahh yes, I may never look at a Twizzler's Pull & Peel the same way again.:devil:

A while back, while eating a Twizzler's Pull & Pell (cherry flavored), I noticed that if you un-ravel it, you can make a handy candy flogger (make sure you leave enough together to use as a handle). The sting is great, plus you can eat it when you are done. :D
 
il mio angelo said:
LOL... ahh yes, I may never look at a Twizzler's Pull & Peel the same way again.:devil:

A while back, while eating a Twizzler's Pull & Pell (cherry flavored), I noticed that if you un-ravel it, you can make a handy candy flogger (make sure you leave enough together to use as a handle). The sting is great, plus you can eat it when you are done. :D

Well spank Me and call Me switch, that is a good idea!
 
Ebonyfire said:
Well spank Me and call Me switch, that is a good idea!

I'd rather watch you use it on your new bitch....... one Twizzler in each hand



And maybe one placed somewhere else....... make him your candy pony!! lol
 
Now kids, let's not forget the Slim Jims...you can snap into a Slim Jim after it snaps into a submissives ass a few dozen times!:D
 
Soak some long strips of wide pasta till soft, wrap a subbie in them, and allow to dry
they have to nibble their way free ;)
 
Grapes... ;)


Make a game out of it.. see how many it takes to fill the cavity, and share them later on.


Edit: You might choose which cavity wisely!
 
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il mio angelo said:
I'd rather watch you use it on your new bitch....... one Twizzler in each hand



And maybe one placed somewhere else....... make him your candy pony!! lol

Oh yeah, I will be having lunch soon...subbies make great plates!
 
then there is the figging, cinnamon and other spices you can add to genitalia etc... that makes things tingle/burn.

pop rocks (be careful of the women's ecosystem down there) and that is interesting fun.

2 words... Ice pops

((there is a thread on how to about "sex foods" a good read for ideas))
 
Well....

One could start with Polish Kielbossa.

If that is insufficent, one could use a stick of Braunschweiger for the size queens.
 
Re: Well....

navarre said:
One could start with Polish Kielbossa.

If that is insufficent, one could use a stick of Braunschweiger for the size queens.

Oh my... Can I get mustard with that?
 
Eb had a kitchen pervertables thread awhile back, and I posted chilled cucumbers. They come in a variety of sizes, they are cheap (usually .50 each here) and, oh, my what a chilling sensation when they slide inside. <shivers>
 
Johnny Mayberry said:
Now kids, let's not forget the Slim Jims...you can snap into a Slim Jim after it snaps into a submissives ass a few dozen times!:D

You forgot to add all the nice things you told us you can do with it when you freeze it.

Francisco.
 
catalina_francisco said:
You forgot to add all the nice things you told us you can do with it when you freeze it.

Francisco.

Mmmm, yes. A Great idea. Looks like we'll be putting some in the freezer for His birthday *grin*

~anelize
 
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