hotwords229
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Keep your hands in your pockets, sir!
One hand or two?
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Keep your hands in your pockets, sir!
For this rare moment, I will be running naked through the streets screaming and throwing rocks at the sky.
What are your plans?

You, beautiful, may always look as much or as little as you like. I'll focus on my computer for a minute to let you do it discreetly
I was planning on viewing the eclipse but now I plan on watching you run naked through the streets.![]()
I was planning on viewing the eclipse but now I plan on watching you run naked through the streets.![]()
I'll just take a little peek through my fingers.![]()
Hear, hear!
Wait 'til you see his buns.
What a coincidence, I'll peek on you with my fingers
And his shoes!
Mmmmhmm.
Hear, hear!
Wait 'til you see his buns.
What a coincidence, I'll peek on you with my fingers
And his shoes!
Mmmmhmm.
Not to be a one-upper
But Honey, with me you'll peak on my fingers!
I don't think I've ever been this excited for a Monday.
*high fives*
*high fives you back*
*whispers* don't forget to bring your camera.![]()
I love to get lost in the trimDon't get lost in the bushes!![]()
Bibs?!!!
I love to get lost in the trim
Never mind the cameras, don't forget your sneakers and join me!
Sneakers all laced up and ready!
I'm not much of a photographer, I prefer to be entirely present and in the moment when experiencing top-quality performance art.
I'll bring bibs, though!
And ice to cool us down!
For the drool. Duh.![]()
Damn, I thought the bibs were for something else I was going to say, you don't need a bib I will clean it up for youOh well . . .
Fortunately, they have velcro tabs for quick removal!
You might want to take your 'machete' with you, just in case.![]()
BOING!
I'll lose the map and compass, so I never have to leave

