EBW's Mad Cru

[Weevil]

EBW the "Drunken Scholar" is looking to form a mad Hip-Hop cru.

Only those with mad MC skillz need apply.

Yeah, and it don't stop. I pull a 187 with my dick in your mouth Beeatch!

 

[TygerEyez]

Yo, yo yo, Boo! Don't you be trippin' all up in here with my homies! Pbtth.. y'd think you were Mac Daddy the way you talk shit and fling your name around...

But I likes that in a dude. So, wuzzup.. Can this girlie chll wit you?

 

[Weevil]

Hmmmmmmmm. Well I suppose so. Big Momma X hung with the no limits Soldiaz and There was a girl in the Flip Mode squad so I suppose so.

 

[Weevil]

What would be your fly Hip-Hop name???

 

[Laurel]

Yo yo yo... O.D.L. (Ole Dirty Laurel) is in da howse...

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Renegade]

Word....

 

[Weevil]

Allright, Just a few more Rhyme heavy flowers and We'll be ready to go'ers.



Yikes that sucked. I'll have to warm up my skillz

 

[Morgoth]

Dids yous forget about me, dog? What up wit dat? You think I ain't no motherfuckin' son of abitchin' shittin' assin' pimpin' homie? Yous better not be disrespectin me like dat, boy! So dudes, I'm just gonna chill with youse. So, you gots anythin' planned?

 

[Weevil]

Well, I figured (And most of you sound like a bunch of wiggers) we would get the cru together and get our hip hop names straight, come up with the Cru's handle and then start flowin'

 

[TygerEyez]

Chill, homie, chill!!! EBW wuzzin' meanin' no shits. Put your rocks on ice, dude!

Whatchall think my HipHop name be?

 

[Morgoth]

Da name's de madmanin shotgunnin asshole. Buts you cans call mes M.S.A. And don'ts be snickerins behind my backs. This g ain't called madmannin chotgunnin asshole for nutin.

 

[Weevil]

Chill, homie, chill!!! EBW wuzzin' meanin' no shits. Put your rocks on ice, dude!

Whatchall think my HipHop name be?

Shit, I figure it'll be something that is cool and reflects your personality but that also rhymes with a lot of things.

 

[Renegade]

How about my hip-hop name be....

Renny Poo.

Word....

 

[Weevil]

So far I figure the Cru is

Evil "The Skillz" BollWeevil

Renny "Renny Poo" Poo

Licci "Name to be determined" Nicci

Morgoth "The Natural Born Thrilla"

and sporadic appearances from ther often incarcerated

ODL

 

[Renegade]

Word....

 

[Morgoth]

YA, g! We gonna kick them asses! Or are we gonna pinch and fuck tem asses! We'll fuckin' do bot! It's gonna be saweeet! The natural born thrilla's comin back with some heavy bling and 22 in platinum dubs on my bentley. And here comes Jiggaman, MC, BLAD, NYC, DMX, LB, and dem. It's a dog-homie club man. We gots to visit! And I gots to get some sleep! All night party dudes, tomorrow!

 

[Weevil]

Damn, the pigs got Morgoth
Made him go home
I'll get my Tech Nine
And put a bullet in their Dome

Beeatch!

 

[Renegade]

Yo, yo, yo, g. We gonna get trigger happy with them pigs if they keep that shit up, ya hear what I saying? Damn mutta fuckas! Peace out, beeatch! *crosses arms* Word....

 

[Weevil]

Hot Dammit!!! Poo, you ain't rhyming and I don't just want to flow about Crime'in. We gots to address the social illz with our MC skillz

 

[Renegade]

EBW

But I ain't a poet, don't ya know it? Word...

 

[Weevil]

But how can I have a Cru that Don't know what to do? And how can I have a cru without my main Nigga Renny Poo? Screw it muthafucka just let your skillz pay the billz.

 

[Weevil]

This mad muthafucker is going to bed, Let the words build up while I'm resting my head. The Cru is offline but don't feel the sorrow, I might be back again to fuck shit up tommorow

 

[Renegade]

EBW

Later, gater. (hey, that rhymed. lol)

Word....