Eating healthy; feeling great!

[Greyface]

I apologize for my absence; there was some important matters I had to take care of these last few days. My wife, it seems, has developed a rather nasty case of in-grown toenail which had to be operated on. As you all know, choosing a doctor for such a delicate procedure is not an easy task; but I am back now!

And today, I wish to discuss good health and nutrition.

First of all to concider is how much water you drink every day. Never ever drink water from the tap; always drink 8 cups of bottled water each day. I'm drinking some right now.

Also, one must drink their daily allowance in orange juice as it lowers their probablility of cancer.

No red meats. Ever. Eat poultry and fish in small amounts, always cooking them thoroughly. No sweets or candy's; these are not only bad for your bodily heath, but also for your teeth as well.

One can not have enough vegitables; they are alot like enima's in that regard.

Follow these guidelines to better health and I am sure you will live a happier existance.

 

[Dillinger]

We almost agree.

I usually eat healthy. I excercise a lot.

This week I've been slacking off - which is a good thing to do every now and then.

 

[Greyface]

We almost agree.

I usually eat healthy. I excercise a lot.

This week I've been slacking off - which is a good thing to do every now and then.

We? We do?

Wow, I'm awestruck. Are you okay? Have you finally given up discordia?

Slacking off is NEVER good, Dillinger; you should know that.

 

[RawHumor]

First of all to concider is how much water you drink every day. Never ever drink water from the tap; always drink 8 cups of bottled water each day. I'm drinking some right now.

Ahhh, bottled water. Whoever thought of that had the best marketing mind ever.

I want to see if I can sell paper bags full of air for $5.00 (American) each. That's the only thing that can possibly be cheaper to produce and have a higher mark-up value.

 

[Greyface]

Re: Re: Eating healthy; feeling great!

Ahhh, bottled water. Whoever thought of that had the best marketing mind ever.

I want to see if I can sell paper bags full of air for $5.00 (American) each. That's the only thing that can possibly be cheaper to produce and have a higher mark-up value.

That's actually a pretty good idea, concidering how poor air quality is these days.

 

[CoolidgEffect]

First of all to concider is how much water you drink every day. Never ever drink water from the tap; always drink 8 cups of bottled water each day. I'm drinking some right now.

Why do you think it needs to be bottled water? Hell, most of the companies just bottle tap water for you. It isn't really regulated.

 

[Dillinger]

We? We do?

Wow, I'm awestruck. Are you okay? Have you finally given up discordia?

Slacking off is NEVER good, Dillinger; you should know that.

Just a bit blue today.

And give up Discordia? Never. Not even possible - it is part of who I am.

Slack.

Fnord.

 

[Silverlily]

Have you finally given up discordia?

Of course he hasn't, he had doughnuts and coffee for breakfast.

 

[bluespoke]

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Follow these guidelines to better health and I am sure you will live a happier existance.

That's all we need, a food nazi!

 

[RawHumor]

Re: Re: Re: Eating healthy; feeling great!

That's actually a pretty good idea, concidering how poor air quality is these days.

And my PURE AIR in brown paper bags will be just as much of an improvement as your average bottled water is over your average tap water.

Of course, I've lived in some areas that had GREAT tap water...

 

[brokenbrainwave]

to hell with all of you!!!!

grrr went on a diet, plus stopped smoking and drinking all within a month! (ok had a relapse on the drinking part monday night but oh well )

excuse me for being rude, but am craving a bud light, a marlboro, and a greasy Big Mac right now!!!!

 

[RawHumor]

to hell with all of you!!!!

Wanna buy a bag of air? I'll give you a great introductory rate as long as you'll sign my long-term deal.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Wanna buy a bag of air? I'll give you a great introductory rate as long as you'll sign my long-term deal.

LOL, already planning for the little ones college fund, eh?

 

[unclej]

you forgot to include the daily allowance of beer. and don't tell me it's not good for you. i know better. it's made with whole grains and yeast and all kinds of natural shit. gotta be good for you. and if you drink that really cheep stuff it'll clean the old pipes out just about as good as a plate full of vegetables.

 

[RawHumor]

LOL, already planning for the little ones college fund, eh?

At the current rate of college tuition increases vs. the rate of inflation, I estimate that college will cost about $1000 per day at your average University by the time they're 18.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

At the current rate of college tuition increases vs. the rate of inflation, I estimate that college will cost about $1000 per day at your average University by the time they're 18.

thanks PAL..now I do need that beer and smoke! wait, cant afford it after reading that...sheesh I'm screwed

 

[RawHumor]

thanks PAL..now I do need that beer and smoke! wait, cant afford it after reading that...sheesh I'm screwed

Don't even get me started on the rate of tax increases on tobacco and alcohol.

 

[Dillinger]

Of course he hasn't, he had doughnuts and coffee for breakfast.

I would much rather have had YOU for breakfast!