Eat A Dick!!

[AppleBiter]

Have you ever heard something said in anger that made you bust up laughing, despite the fact that the person was totally pissed? For instance, once my boss was upset and crying because someone had called her and told her to eat a dick. This sent me into hysterics!! And, the other day my brother-in-law was pissed at my mother-in-law and for what I'm guessing was a lack of better scathing insults, he screamed, "Go fuck yourself with a rubber dick!" To which she couldn't help but double over in laughter, pissing him off even more.

I know it's wrong to laugh in the face of someone who is seriously angry, but some of the things that come out of their mouths are just too funny not to!

 

[Guest]

My sister says, "Lick me where I pee."

I've used that myself, but it always makes me laugh when she says it.

 

[Guest]

My sister says, "Lick me where I pee."

I've used that myself, but it always makes me laugh when she says it.

Your sister's name isn't Tina, is it?

 

[Dar~]

When I get upset at someone I will say fuck you . .then realize what I said and then say no, Unfuck you. the friend usually laughs.

 

[Guest]

Your sister's name isn't Tina, is it?

Laughing -

No!

(Although it does start with a T.)

 

[lucky-E-leven]

When my brother and sister were younger, they used to hurl insults at one another as we all bumped around to get ready in the morning. Most of them I'd heard before, but I was never able to get over my baby brother (5 at the time) screaming, "Butt Sniffer!" at my little sister (age 7).

Ahhhh, those were the days.

~lucky

 

[Guest]

When my brother and sister were younger, they used to hurl insults at one another as we all bumped around to get ready in the morning. Most of them I'd heard before, but I was never able to get over my baby brother (5 at the time) screaming, "Butt Sniffer!" at my little sister (age 7).

Ahhhh, those were the days.

~lucky

Butt sniffer?

Hell, I use that one now!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Butt sniffer?

Hell, I use that one now!

*snicker*

I was on an "ass much" kick not too long ago, but I normally only ever use that in the car.

 

[Guest]

*snicker*

I was on an "ass much" kick not too long ago, but I normally only ever use that in the car.

You ass muncher, you!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

You ass muncher, you!

 

[Boota]

My drummer is a prison guard, so he gets called names in anger all the time. One time a prisoner was hurling insults at him so fast that he ran out of things to say. What he came up with is, "Fuck you, you... you... you... ICE MACHINE HEAD!" Have no idea where that came from, but it is original, if nothing else.

 

[Rubyb]

My uncle yelling: Quit fiddle-fucking around back there!

Said with so much anger the station wagon was vibrating and a sudden hush overcame everyone in the vehical.

Followed by a round of giggles when we realized he was looking at some box of cookies called fiddle-faddle when he yelled the warning.

 

[SeaCat]

Neither slowly nor gently the lady in question lowered herself until she was firmly seated upon the face of her sub. Looking down at him as she listened to the muffled complaints of not being able to breath issuing from between her thighs she sighed then called yelled at him.
"Oh Bite me you little bitch!"
Momentarily confused he though he must have not heard correctly. When she repeated her comment he mentaly shrugged and did as anygood submisive would do. He obeyed.

Cat