Easter Bunnies!

[JackLuis]

I was researching Erotica for women to get an idea or two. and had an idea for a non-explicit tale. A romance that develops while never actually getting to the down and dirty. IYKWIM.

So in honor of the spring festival, Post three paragraphs, with a titillating title that depends upon the dirty mind of the reader to fill in the blanks.

"Do It Yourself"

“Rodney titillated me. Oh, not on my breasts. My reaction to his cleancut manliness was further down. and he was just standing there looking at me holding a short drain snake in his hand."

Woman gets addicted to a hardware salesman. She would play the naive do it yourselfer and he would explain how to use the tools, that she asked about. She wasn’t that naive but she was a DIY’er. In fact she had been doing herself a lot since she wandered into Simms’s Hardware looking for a Whatca’macallit for opening a sink drain.
When he showed her the drain snake selection, she had trouble concentrating, as he described that various lengths and tips for getting to different problems.

She ends up with her tool box full, but she still had needs that only Rod could satisfy.

 

[Stella_Omega]

That's actually the right kind of concept for that Damon Runyon pastiche I keep talking about... and yes, you should give it a shot!

I really want to write something based on the line that popped into my head when I posted this av;

"They call me Mister Cottontail."

 

[JackLuis]

That's actually the right kind of concept for that Damon Runyon pastiche I keep talking about... and yes, you should give it a shot!

I really want to write something based on the line that popped into my head when I posted this av;

"They call me Mister Cottontail."

No fair! Three pornographs at least!

 

[JackLuis]

“Female Problems”

Roberta hadn’t a clue how to do it, but she began to get an idea when she met Rodina, Rodney’s cousin who was filling in. Roberta hadn’t needed any hardware, she was just browsing on her lunch hour. She had been dieting and skipping lunch so she’d look a little better in her DIY shorts that she often wore on weekends.

Rodina, her name tag said, was a little taller, a little older than Rodney. Red hair, dark skin and mischievous twinkle in her eye, made Roberta reconsider again the need for couplers.
“Is Rod around?”

“No, he’s installing a disposal. He’ll be gone a while. Rod always asks if there is anything else he can do, and generally there is.” Rodina grinned and asked, “Something I can help you with?” Her eyes had that twinkle again and she seemed enthusiastic.

Roberta just looked at her for a second, thinking about things she couldn’t exactly even think out loud to herself. “Well, I was just stopping by to pass the time.”

“I’m glad you did. It’s awfully boring on Tuesdays. Would you like to sit down?” Rodina opened the swinging door at the end of the counter.
Roberta sat behind the counter and was a little embarrassed as she realized the tall stools and her short skirt were advertising more than she had intended.

Rodina and Roberta conversed for a while discussing the joys of hardware and soon Roberta noticed that her lunch hour was over and she made her slippery way back to work.

Well maybe more that three.

 

[Stella_Omega]

aww dude, there's *showing* and then there's *telling* and then there's *forgetting to mention it at all.*

 

[SwtGrnApplCandy]

Spring Time and the Pretty Pedis

Ah spring and the first few days of warm weather. Sammie couldn't wait to set her appointment to get herself a mani/pedi and start wearing her pretty decked out flip flops and sandals after the long Indiana winter. Sitting in the massage chair while the Korean girl worked on her feet and chattered away to the others in Korean, Sammie recalled her first run in with a man who had a foot fetish.

Sammie always thought it was strange for someone to love feet, of all things. She never really gave much thought to her own. She had been told she had pretty feet before by other women and glancing down at her feet now in the warm foot bath, she could see it. Her nails are healthy with no strange colors or thickening. She had an elegant high arch and well defined ankles. Most of her girlfriends insisted on closed toed sandals for the summer and cringed at their cankels, but not Sammie. The smaller the sandal straps and the higher the wedge the better to show off her perfectly polished piggies.

She never even kissed the man with the foot fetish, honestly she wasn't attracted to him. But, she was stranded with him during a freak snow storm. He allowed her to stay in his daughters bedroom for the night as the highways were closed for her to get home. Barefoot, Sammie padded her way through the house looking for him to say good morning. He was awake in his bed, waiting for the rest of the house to wake up. He urged her to have a seat on the bed and prop up her feet. Before she knew what was happening, he was kissing and rubbing his whole face with her feet. After the initial shock, she liked the feeling of having her feet worshiped and promised to herself that she would send out that signal every spring by showing off her pretty pedis.

 

[JackLuis]

After the initial shock, she liked the feeling of having her feet worshiped and promised to herself that she would send out that signal every spring by showing off her pretty pedis.

Very nice and leaves an opening for more foot fetish frolicking.

Stella's just a teaser, don't you think?

 

[Stella_Omega]

okay okay...

"Oh my!" Roxy's hand flew to her mouth. "You really DO have a tail!"

"Yeah..." Peter grinned. "It isn't actually cotton, but..." He raised his head from his folded arms and looked back at her. "You want to touch it?"

"Is it all right?" Roxy took a couple of steps toward him.

"Princess, I'm all naked in front of you, of course it's okay!" Peter groaned at the hesitant pressure. "You can't imagine how good that feels," he said huskily.

"how..."

"Hey, I was drunk, there was a bodymod shop, the guy looked normal enough... But maybe he was from some other dimension, I don't know. I couldn't find the shop again, either. Oh fuck, that's so nice... "

Her delighted giggle filled the room. "It twitches!"

"It sure does," he agreed. "Makes everything else twitch too, baby." He rolled onto his back and pulled her down over him. "Lemme show you why they call me Mister Cottontail."

 

[JackLuis]

"Oh my!" Roxy's hand flew to her mouth. "You really DO have a tail!"
-
"Makes everything else twitch too, baby." He rolled onto his back and pulled her down over him. "Lemme show you why they call me Mister Cottontail."

Soft on one side and hard on the other.
I like it.

 

[lovecraft68]

Mr. Cottontail?

 

[JackLuis]

Mr. Cottontail?

Tweeeet! Foul, inadequate use of porn! Twenty lashes and no video for a week.

******
Mavis was upset. She had thought the boys had lured her into the woods to play doctor. But, when they saw the colorful eggs on the ground, they ignored her.

She was pouting, and quite well she thought, when she heard a low ominous chuckling behind her. She turned her head and screamed when she saw her uncle Ralphie in his bunny suit.

 

[NaokoSmith]

Mr. Cottontail?

Tweeeet! Foul, inadequate use of porn! Twenty lashes and no video for a week.

Hey where's the story about the twenty lashes and no video for a week?

I would post my three paragraphs - with safe sex , but I have to go and do MILFy things. (oh dear there's no Angel smileyicon, I wonder why <snerk>.)

 

[JackLuis]

It's Roberta and Rodney that are taking my time at the moment.
I can't decide if Roberta gets distracted by Rodina and leaves Rodney. or if Nina, her upstairs neighbor who needs a snake, plays Cupid.

Easter bunnies are soooo.... prolific!

I had thought that I could keep this under 3500 words but it keeps Going and Going and Going...

Then you come along... Now Rodney is going to have to improvise a gasket. I was thinking a blue Nytril glove should work?

***
Roberta browsed the paint swatches and began to select a few, just because of the names. Raging Raspberry and Periwinkle made her smile, she paused to glance at Rodney, who was ringing up a customer and there were two more waiting in line.

Rod kept his eye on her as he rang up the customers. She seemed to be happy now. The first time she had come in she seemed a bit distracted and sort of bland, but today in the cut off sweats, with her belly button just peaking out in the shorn off “My Little Kitty” sweatshirt she seemed different. She still would still freeze and chew her lip occasionally, but it made him think of what it would be like if he nibbled on her full red lips.

“Ah, my receipt?” the older guy with five pounds of nails asked.

Rod looked back at him and smiled as he took the receipt and handed it to him. “Sorry, got distracted.”

The guy looked back over his shoulder at Roberta then back at Rod. “Are you a My Little Kitty fan?” He was grinning.

Rod chuckled and said, “I could learn to like them.”

The old guy smiled and nodded, then leaned over the counter and said, “I was thinking she ought to call them my little titties, but they aren’t that little.” He turned and left smiling.

 

[NaokoSmith]

Oh, this is going well, I like it! I hope I get to edit it.

I'm gonna do three paragraphs soon, promise , I just have to hang the laundry, put together the swimming kit, pack for a trip to London .... (seriously need Angel smileyicon - or would if I weren't planning on checking out hot museum attendants ).

 

[JackLuis]

Now I know why they're called bunnies!

I've got ~5,500 good words in the main story since Sunday, and ~2000 words of ideas for an additional four chapters for follow up!

I got up this morning to write the "Lascivious Ladder" scene and got another idea that will add ~500 words and Roberta still hasn't gotten her bath room painted!

I'm not complaining though. At least it broke up the writers block and I've been grinning so much that my cheeks hurt.