Early Morning Tea - my saviour

Lime said:
Have you had it with a moose?
Or on a red caboose?

I've had it with a chocolate moose,
Never on a red caboose,

I've had it in cities near and far,
I like to have it in my car.

I've had it plain, I've had it fancy,
I've had it with a girl named Nancy.
 
ABSTRUSE said:
I've had it with a chocolate moose,
Never on a red caboose,

I've had it in cities near and far,
I like to have it in my car.

I've had it plain, I've had it fancy,
I've had it with a girl named Nancy.

But, could you, would you, on a cloud?"
and, if you did, would you be loud?
 
cloudy said:
But, could you, would you, on a cloud?"
and, if you did, would you be loud?

I could and would upon a cloud,
for the neighbor's sake I won't be loud.

I would have it in an IV drip,
I would have it while on a trip.

I would drink it in a truck,
I would drink it while I drive.

gotcha!
 
What I like is neat Navy Rum,
Much safer than a sailor's bum:
Drunk diluted to make it grog
T'was enough to see off Johnny Frog
in Nelson's triumph by Cap Trafalgar
Now we're stuck with hair of dog
The suited ones deemed it vulgar
And thought of the targets we had missed
By being comprehensively pissed
We ruled the seas on tots of rum
Now, oh hell, there's just the bum...
 
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