Early Morning Ramblings......Things To Ponder

[Mistress]

WHY do they call it Doggie Style?
I mean, horses do it that way, pigs do it that way, cats, mammoths, cows........
What made Dogs so special to have one of the best sexual positions named after them?

LMAO, Xander just said, he just cant see someone saying, "Come on baby, let me make you moo!" Laughing so hard shes crying

I mean why not 'Piggy back' I mean, where the fuck did that saying come from? 'Piggy back' could work as a sexual position.
'Horsey back' would be just as good......


Anyways, morning Lit!

 

[Shylady]

Hi Mistress *snuggles*

 

[Mistress]

Hi Mistress *snuggles*

GOd those snuggles make me MOO!


Still cracking up


snuggles you tight giggling

 

[Naked Hunny]

SWEETIE....I THINK YOU NEED SOME SLEEP!

 

[Mistress]

SWEETIE....I THINK YOU NEED SOME SLEEP!

LOL, we slept last night! Just not Thrusday night!


Ugh, he's got me laughing so hard I'm gonna throw up! LMAO!


MOOOOO!

 

[Naked Hunny]

MISTRESS STOP MOOOING...AND IF YOU ARENT GOING TO BED I AM IVE BEEN UP SINCE 4AM FRIDAY...
AND HEY MISTRESS.....
MOOOOOO!!!!

 

[Mistress]

OMG, I can't fucking breath! LMAO!

 

[Simply Me]

*Running in to do CPR...wait, I'm off duty*... Hiya Mistress and Xander, sounds like you two are having fun, glad to hear it..

Hugssss to you both.. and a lick to boot..

 

[JenJ]

*gasps for breath after laughing so hard*

MOOOOO

LOLOLOLOLOL

 

[Mistress]

ACK! Laughing harder!

Oh God Simply, you just made me MOO!


JENJ! LOL! cow licks

 

[JenJ]

I aim to make people laugh more LMAO

Mistress cow licks

 

[Weird Harold]

WHY do they call it Doggie Style?

Because city kids usually only get to see dogs do it in public. In fact, true Doggie Style probably should include an audience.

(Cats generally do it in the dark and make a lot of noise, so Kitty style is something different,and not normally seen -- just heard.)

 

[Beebeeblue]

WHY do they call it Doggie Style?

Easier to say than "Fucking my bitch"?

 

[Angel]

Re: Re: Early Morning Ramblings......Things To Ponder

Easier to say than "Fucking my bitch"?

That might be more appropriate

 

[Beebeeblue]

 

[Weird Harold]

Bump: For the afternoon and evening crowd's enjoyment.

 

[Angel]

Whatever could you be possibly talking about, WH dear?

 

[bluntforcemama]

lol.... bumping so that we can grind it down

 

[Angel]

Tag team? Where the hell is BBB?!

 

[LordMagicMan]

nm

 

[Morden]

Some poor guy kept having his leg humped by the nieghbours dog and tried it on his wife. Its a true story ;P

 

[Mistress]

Gee, seems a ton of people are either ragging or have a ton of bugs up their ass! I never once said I was FUCKING

I asked a silly question, out of playfulness.
I was not refering to my personal life, I asked a question with no meaning behind it what so ever.
I'm sorry, maybe I should make a all sad depressed thread like some people.
Or maybe I should make a 'look at me, arent I gorgeous' thread like others.
How about a 'hey I can flirt and use sexual double meaning words' thread that seems to be big aroud here too. Of course if I was to do that, I'd get smashed for it.

I happen to be pretty damn happy right now, so fuck you if you can't handle it. Don't like reading the 'gnat' threads then put us on ignore or fucking don't click on the thread. Your so GodDamn obvious with what your talking about, so why not come right out and post it instead of making little 'sly' comments here and there about it.

Seriously, you people pride yourselves on acting so grown up and mature, how about actually doing it for once. I'm happy with Xander, and I'm sorry if that happens to eat some of you up. WE flirt very very little on the boards together unlike others. And if we want to flirt heavy, we do it in Danish, so not to bother anyone else.

This wasn't a 'Me and Xander are fucking' thread. Xander's thread wasn't one either, geez people get over it. If I wanted to 'brag' that him and I were fucking, I'd say guess what Xander and I are fucking!



Now excuse me, I need to get ready to fuck Xander!

 

[JenJ]

HUGSSSSSS Mistress you asked a simple question I got that other's just don't and it's there own problem

 

[Laurel]

Re: Re: Early Morning Ramblings......Things To Ponder

(Cats generally do it in the dark and make a lot of noise, so Kitty style is something different,and not normally seen -- just heard.)

Male cats have spines on their whingies, which accounts for the female's screams. The spines tear her a slight amount and this tearing stimulates ovulation.

I feel really bad for girlcats in heat. The poor girlie will be cornered by 4 or 5 tomcats. She'll sit low to the ground, swishing her tail in annoyance. The alpha cat will make his move, jumping on her, biting her neck, and pushing her to the ground. He'll then try to mount her, which isn't as simple as it should be. If he makes it in (a big IF), she starts making this insane, scary sound. And they're so intent in what they're doing that you practically have to throw water on them to make them stop.

Saw a white cat today with a big ole belly, ready to drop at any moment. Here we go again! More damn kittens to take up my time...

 

[bluntforcemama]

I asked a silly question, out of playfulness.

Ask a stupid question.....