"dyookas."

[shereads]

I don't know either. Something about SubJoe in a stroller with naked mannequins.

Nothing surprising there, right? Until I remembered that my nephew, from the time he could talk until he was 7 years old, had an imaginary friend named "Tookie."

Tookie. Dyookas.

As soon as I made the connection, I knew: There is a universal consciousness that reveals itself only to young children. (Like Mister Ed and Wilbur.) That much is clear.

Questions:

Is it always naked? Is Tookie/Dyookas just for boys? What does it want?

 

[shereads]

My nephew was 4 or 5 when he told me that Tookie had an older brother.

"What's his brother's name?"

"Jack Wilson...Sheriff Jack Wilson."

 

[logophile]

Hi She...

Can I just have some of whatever you're having, please?

 

[EnglishMuffin]

What does it want?

i dont no and i dont see its point

 

[shereads]

Hi She...

Can I just have some of whatever you're having, please?

Of course. Decaf dyookas or regular?

 

[logophile]

Of course. Decaf dyookas or regular?

Full-strength.
Anything worth doing is worth over-doing!

 

[impressive]

As soon as I made the connection, I knew: There is a universal consciousness that reveals itself only to young children.

You've been watching that bootleg copy of "Baby Geniuses" again, haven't you?

 

[Guest]

i have an invisible job that pays quite well, really. i've always been impressed with the furniture.

 

[NoJo]

Posting a thread with the title "dyookas" is like giving me a wedgie. Do it again.

You're a bit of a dyooka yourself.

 

[shereads]

i have an invisible job that pays quite well, really. i've always been impressed with the furniture.

You're in my chair, Moneybags.

 

[Guest]

You're in my chair, Moneybags.

quiet infidel, im closing a deal.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

quiet infidel, im closing a deal.

. .

 

[Guest]

. .

well, you are an important deal.

 

[NoJo]

I'm a good negotiator, if things get a little heated during the final bargaining stage...

 

[Guest]

I'm a good negotiator, if things get a little heated during the final bargaining stage...

so, this is the bargin so far:
if i promise oral sex without prompting for the rest of my life

then i can taste a bit of heaven every day​

else she gets to flog my ass​

its a simple program
yet there might be hidden details.
it seems easy to decide but.... i like both, what to do... what to do.