Durtyoldman in CA Needs It

[durtyoldman]

Any women near the Central Coast of CA willing to do me? I am 68, nice looking, all the good stuff, and not promiscuous; I only want one woman Married, yes, but my wife is finished with sex. Available during the day, any time. You are not too old, young, thin, nor thick. If you have a goodie box, that is enough.

 

[durtyoldman]

Well, then.....

How about an occasional mercy fuck?

 

[durtyoldman]

Hey

You might even like it.

 

[durtyoldman]

Well...

Anyway, I would like it. My hand is getting callouses.

 

[durtyoldman]

Shucks

Getting muscle cramps in my right hand. I tried switching hands, but sorta felt unfaithful. Besides, it takes several times to get it right, and my right hand got pissed and began hitting me.

I don't know how to explain my black eye.