During the Rain Delay

[sirhugs]

Fan at minor league or college baseball game fulfills his fantasy with beer girl(s) when he takes a wrong turn under the stands seeking shelter from the storm...

 

[sirhugs]

would he find two beer girls kissing?

or

would he find one, bent over the cooler, ass in the air, stammer "sorry, I was looking for the men's room..." only to have her grin and say "it's okay, I love being used as a urinal. Let me drink your piss."

 

[Carnevil9]

The girl tells him (speaking of the rain), "they say we may get several inches before it's done." He tells her, "You'll get much more than several inches; how about seven?"