BeachGurl2
Sarcastic Smart Sexyass
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I need cheering up. Or at least a laugh or two. Or maybe I just need a good spanking. Anyone up to the task?
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i cant spank you...i would get jealous.BeachGurl2 said:I need cheering up. Or at least a laugh or two. Or maybe I just need a good spanking. Anyone up to the task?
BeachGurl2 said:I need cheering up. Or at least a laugh or two. Or maybe I just need a good spanking. Anyone up to the task?
Oh well, it was worth a try.Kajira Callista said:i cant spank you...i would get jealous.
I'll just bend over this chair then . . .ARoss said:i will be happy to lend a hand for a good spanking!
Thank you, RJ. Coming from you, that means a lot to me.RJMasters said:This is unfortunate and I am sorry to hear of it. You are a great lady and I hope you keep your courage up. (hugs)![]()
Thanks. I'll be okay. Just need to find something to occupy my time, I think.SirFace said:Sorry to hear you are in pain, the wrong kind.![]()
I would love to give you the spanking! If only I wasn't so far away from you.BeachGurl2 said:I need cheering up. Or at least a laugh or two. Or maybe I just need a good spanking. Anyone up to the task?
Thank you for the thought, anyway.ShyGuy68 said:I would love to give you the spanking! If only I wasn't so far away from you.
BeachGurl2 said:I need cheering up. Or at least a laugh or two. Or maybe I just need a good spanking. Anyone up to the task?
Well, at this point, either will get my mind off of things for a bit, so I'm not particular.lovelorn4u69 said:So why the sad face? Laugh or a spanking ... like trying to decide to watch Benny Hill or a good porn.
BeachGurl2 said:Well, at this point, either will get my mind off of things for a bit, so I'm not particular.
BeachGurl2 said:I need cheering up. Or at least a laugh or two. Or maybe I just need a good spanking. Anyone up to the task?
Thanks, LadyA. Seeing you always puts a smile on my face. And the joke was pretty funny, too.LadyAria said:Oh Beach, sorry to hear that.![]()
Old joke, but maybe it will make you smile:
One day Mom was cleaning Junior's room and in the closet she found a S&M porn magazine. This was highly upsetting for her. She hid the magazine until his Father got home and showed it to him. He looked at it and handed it back to her with out a word. So she asked him, "What should we do about this?" Dad looked at her and said, "Well I don't think you should spank him."
BeachGurl2 said:Thanks, LadyA. Seeing you always puts a smile on my face. And the joke was pretty funny, too.
LOL, I thought the punch line was gonna be...So she asked him,"What should we do about this?" Dad looked at her and said, "Well, I guess we should find another place to hide the magazines."LadyAria said:Oh Beach, sorry to hear that.![]()
Old joke, but maybe it will make you smile:
One day Mom was cleaning Junior's room and in the closet she found a S&M porn magazine. This was highly upsetting for her. She hid the magazine until his Father got home and showed it to him. He looked at it and handed it back to her with out a word. So she asked him, "What should we do about this?" Dad looked at her and said, "Well I don't think you should spank him."
Sweetheart, I'm one horny Dom. I'd be glad to take you over my knee, but because I"m so horny, I seriously don't think it would stop there. I'd have to make you strip naked, tie you up and then line all of my toys up in front of you and one by one, use each on you until I'm satisfied.BeachGurl2 said:I need cheering up. Or at least a laugh or two. Or maybe I just need a good spanking. Anyone up to the task?
DVS said:LOL, I thought the punch line was gonna be...So she asked him,"What should we do about this?" Dad looked at her and said, "Well, I guess we should find another place to hide the magazines."
Thanks, Rebecca. I'm trying to stay positive. And just let it go for now. Not much I can do, so staying upset certainly won't help!@}-}rebecca---- said:Hi BeachGurl
Sorry about your 'news' . When you first posted this Thread I was hoping it wasn't your relationship but rather something else you were alluding to. You 'seem' to be taking it in your stride and I am choosing to see that as a positive for now.
Wishing for you the best![]()
Oh my, is it hot in here? DVS, I think that is by far the most enticing suggestion I've had in a very long time. And ever since my experiment with that violet wand, I've been wanting to put a little more zing into my life . . .DVS said:Sweetheart, I'm one horny Dom. I'd be glad to take you over my knee, but because I"m so horny, I seriously don't think it would stop there. I'd have to make you strip naked, tie you up and then line all of my toys up in front of you and one by one, use each on you until I'm satisfied.
Oh, and I wonder how you are on electrical toys.I have a couple that would most likely take your mind off of your problems. I'm sure you would be so preoccupied that you could think of nothing but what I was doing to you.
I have one toy that is a lot of fun. Well, for me, anyway. LOL. All I have to do ia press a button and you preform for me in a shocking way. LOL...a little play with words.
Sorry you got dumped, but if you ask me, he's the loser. He just didn't want you to think so. That's why he didn't give you any answers...he didn't have any.
BeachGurl2 said:Thanks. I'll be okay. Just need to find something to occupy my time, I think.