dumbest movies ever

[gravyrug]

Our household go-to dumb movie is The Core. Actual science was so completely excluded from a movie about scientists that it hurts. The only way to make it better is to force someone else to watch it, and laugh at their pain.

 

[raindancer]

Zoombies.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Why thank you Disgustipated, I wish to bring more win to 2017! *fart*

Gravy - That's funny.....I seem to remember the rap on that flick being that it wasn't very watchable, but the science was sound. Swear to buddychrist. I found this though, so maybe it's fiddy/fiddy.

 

[Mello_SixtyNine]

Suicide Squad was the worst. IFB FTW!

Suicide Squad was Oscar-caliber compared to Superman v Batman.

 

[oggbashan]

Many of the so-called Peplum movies were Greek mythical epics like Spaghetti Westerns but most were dreadful. A few were good but ruined by poor dubbing e.g. the hero obviously speaks several sentences but the soundtrack has "So what, Bud?" in a Brooklyn accent.

Heracles or Hercules battles monsters, other mythical strongmen, or the Gods. Most of the time he justs stands around flexing his muscles like a Charles Atlas advert for the benefit of scantily clad maidens/nymphs/goddesses.

Plot? Who needs a plot when you have muscles and bimbos?

 

[pink]

I have a terrible memory. I cannot think of one.

 

[oggbashan]

I have a terrible memory. I cannot think of one.

Or they were so bad that you wiped them from your memory to save your sanity.

How about "How To Stuff a Wild Bikini" - a Beach Party movie with Annette Funicello so pregnant that although she was supposed to be the hottest babe on the beach she had to hide her bulge behind a towel, or even a KFC bucket (nice product placement!).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_to_Stuff_a_Wild_Bikini

 

[trysail]

"Pretty Woman" with Richard Gere, Jason Alexander and Julia Roberts.


It was, without question, the dumbest thing I ever saw. I got up half way through the thing and walked out of the theater.


It was a ridiculous premise combined with a ridiculous plot. The suspension of disbelief required was more than humanly possible.


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[EmpressJosephine]

A Christmas Story

 

[pink]

Or they were so bad that you wiped them from your memory to save your sanity.

How about "How To Stuff a Wild Bikini" - a Beach Party movie with Annette Funicello so pregnant that although she was supposed to be the hottest babe on the beach she had to hide her bulge behind a towel, or even a KFC bucket (nice product placement!).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_to_Stuff_a_Wild_Bikini

The only movie that even comes to mind is Deep Impact. I did not like it, seriously depressing.

 

[LadyJS]

Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd

God, what a piece of shit this was. I liked the original one, but this was below worthless

 

[about_average]

All three Hobbit movies.
The Giant Claw
Mothra
The Day of the Triffids (1962 version)

sigh, there are just so many.
I can't decide if Sucker Punch is really dumb or brilliant.

 

[OldJourno]

Borat was bad and mean-spirited.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

"Tank Girl" has to be in the bottom ten.

Ishmael

I liked it...

 

[Typo Fu Master]

Battlefield Earth was horrible and didn't do justice to the book at all. I've read it almost a dozen times.

I couldn't even make myself watch a movie called Dumb and Dumber, let alone a sequel to it.

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure (and the sequel) also qualifies as pretty darn dumb.

I actually own High Spirits and when I first saw it, I thought it was a keeper. I haven't watched it in years though and have no real desire to do so, so maybe it's not all that.

I think movies can be dumb, yet entertaining as long as they can hold your attention. Parodies and deliberately silly movies have their niche.

When I find myself glancing at the clock wondering "Is it over yet?" then I think that speaks for itself.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

a real answer is lucy.

and i kinda liked lucy, but it was really fucking dumb.

Liked it...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Okay...

No mention of a single Pauley Shore movie?

And, even worse, I actually like them. He is much funnier than his standup...

 

[oggbashan]

Ken Russell's first full length feature which he wanted to forget:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Dressing_(1964_film)

It is loved in Herne Bay, Kent because of the historic scenes of the town's now truncated pier, and the number of locals who appeared as extras - they appeared for no payment!

Several scenes featured the locals prominently, particularly the roller skating scenes. The locals could roller skate. The stars couldn't.

But it is a flawed movie.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Borat was bad and mean-spirited.

It crossed the line for sure. Parodies and mockumentaries are one thing but just for shock value! Cheap and crass!

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Moulin Rouge. Not just dumb. Silly, frivolously and pointlessly dumb.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Dr Giggles. By far

 

[Sean]

I love B movies but this was an insult. It was Travolta's labor of love. I bought the book to see if maybe if was just the movie, it wasn't. I think I only made it in 4-5 pages. Almost as crazy as wearing special mormon diaper/underwear.

Wonder if those ever show up at Goodwill? Great Halloween costume.

I'm not the world's greatest Hubbard fan but the book was an OK SF yarn.

 

[Hard_Rom]

I'm not the world's greatest Hubbard fan but the book was an OK SF yarn.

Simple book but he managed to create a whole fictional universe. Thick book though. If your going to create your own religion is best to be a creative author.

 

[cleaver]

zardoz is rather dumb

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT1Y38yA22mx9THdT3yabtdGV-MLdgcXfcucfyUnGOyVx7CLCij

 

[cleaver]

incubus was dumb from the deveno

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/bc/Incubus_1966_poster.gif/225px-Incubus_1966_poster.gif

shatner, like connery above
makes both dumb films
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