Dumb Shit Confessional
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Peppermint oil residue left on my hand, then a trip to the toilet. My poor vagina.
Lord Pmann
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Stop masturbating on the toilet.
Dazer3
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Wiped my watery eyes with the same hand that was just chopping up onions, and then smeared mascara in my eye by accident
Dastardly!
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Looking for my phone while on the phone.
Dazer3
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Damn! Pepper fingers are terrible!
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I don’t have a vagina, and I was cringing
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Looking for my glasses and I was wearing them.
Getting locked inside my home on more than one occasion. Once inside my room. Needing to call the locksmith to come out and having to throw the keys out the window for him to open the front door. He opened the bedroom door with a grocery store card.
Getting locked inside my home on more than one occasion. Once inside my room. Needing to call the locksmith to come out and having to throw the keys out the window for him to open the front door. He opened the bedroom door with a grocery store card.
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Locked out of my house in tank and shorts, at night, in the winter, no one else home. I was in the process of breaking a window when I remembered the pin pad by the garage door...
Dazer3
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No way! (Second part; the glasses I understand). That's amazing, BCC. Thank you for sharing. You put a smile on my face.
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I was trying to show off and look cool in front of a guy I was crazy about and participated in a whiskey drinking contest, tried to be badass and take one more shot to beat the champ and had to beeline to the toilet and puke
Fortune favors the brave! Sometimes... How'd it go with the guy?
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Ha! I'm impressed with your resolve! Awesome!
Chillygirl
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Hunting season in Alaska so there was no one around to ask for help.
Dazer3
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Well he held onto my glasses and held my hair back for me. But we never got together. He was my best friend - another dumb ass thing I did was not tell him how I felt until the night before I moved across the country
Sounds like a good guy. That's a mistake many of us have made... live and learn... and hurt from the process.
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Good lord, Alaska? I've seriously been considering moving up north; we may need to PM. I'm glad you at least had shorts on.
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Fingerfuxs
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The day’s young.....fix it , unless it was fate , everything is fixable.....just saying
Good luck
Dazer3
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Thank you. You're very kind, Anastasia.
The day’s young.....fix it , unless it was fate , everything is fixable.....just saying
Good luck
Thanks, man. You're a cool dude.
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Don’t let it. If it was the best thing in your life then fight for it. At least then you’ll know you didn’t let it get away, you did everything you could to keep it.
