Dumb pick-up lines
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paganangel
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stick your finger in your mouth, pull it out, tap the girl on the shoulder and tap yourself.
"let's get out of these wet clothes."
"let's get out of these wet clothes."
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daniella469
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this has got to be the worst
"Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd really like to tap that ass!!" LOL
"Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd really like to tap that ass!!" LOL
glamorilla
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"It's okay that you're gay...we can always use my vibrator..."
daniella469
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more idiots LOL
1. Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's
2. Nice fucking weather... want to?
3. Do you wanna lick my tongue?
4. My name is Gary. Did I mention I have a penis?
5. Comes up to a at a bar and asks " do you want a fuck... (waits for a second gauging reaction)...ing drink?
6. Did you lose your virginity? Can I have the box it came in? (ok that was a funny one lol)
7. That outfit is very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be cumming too.
it always amazes me that guys even try this stuff
1. Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's
2. Nice fucking weather... want to?
3. Do you wanna lick my tongue?
4. My name is Gary. Did I mention I have a penis?
5. Comes up to a at a bar and asks " do you want a fuck... (waits for a second gauging reaction)...ing drink?
6. Did you lose your virginity? Can I have the box it came in? (ok that was a funny one lol)
7. That outfit is very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be cumming too.
it always amazes me that guys even try this stuff
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