Dumb pick-up lines

[playful Kitten26]

I do believe I had the dumbest pick-up line used on me tonight. I had a guy tell me I was cuter than a barrel full of speckled pups. Should I be insulted?

What are some of the worst pick-up lines you have ever heard?

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

"Hi, I'm extremely wealthy."

 

[AzureAngel]

"You see my friend over there...?"

Ugh.

 

[amelia]

"i lost my phone number..can i borrow your's?"

that one's pretty bad

 

[Sillyman]

"Care to dance with a gun-toting loner?"

 

[Allexus_TN]

"What's a purty gal like you doin' in a joint like this?"

Not a bad line, except he was falling over drunk, smelled like last night's stale puke. My answer?

"Dating the bouncer."

(yes, I was friends with the bouncer and 3 of the bartenders. Came in real handy.)

 

[heterotic]

"Hi, I'm extremely wealthy."

Actually, I can see that working, a lot, if it seemed believable. Hell, It'd work on me if whoever was saying it seemed halfway decent...

 

[seXieleXie]

all pick up lines are inherantly bad

 

[SXCRgirl]

It's all in the delivery.

 

[Wave_Rider]

"Heyyyyyyyyyyyy, you are wonderful. Do you want to have breakfast in the morning? *She nods yes*. Great, should I pick you up or just roll over to wake you?

 

[Monazwx]

No way

Some pick-up lines cannot be saved. Not even with the delievery.

For example:

"Do you have a quarter? Cause my momma said to call home when I find the perfect girl"

Nothing can save this losing line.

 

[thumbs2_ca]

Fuck me if I am wrong but is that Elvis over there?

 

[scylis]

"nice shoes......"

well, you know the rest.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

You can learn a lot hanging around this joint. I always thought the all time dumbest pick up line was either, "If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?" or, "Can you help? I seem to have lost my Congressional Medal of Honor." RF

 

[mig]

To change the theme slightly.

I'm 18,making good progress with a girl in the bar.Along comes
my 'friend' and says "Watch him girl,he got my sister into trouble".

 

[just pet]

"I'm shipping off to Grenada tomorrow and this may be my last night to enjoy a woman..."

"I'm with the RTD(Rapid transit... you know... the bus) police. We have really good health insurance. Wanna dance?"

pet

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Fuck me if I am wrong but is that Elvis over there?

So what decade did you use this line Thumbs..

 

[freescorfr]

I've found "I want to fuck you" is about the best to use and to have said to me. I can vouch for it.

 

[freescorfr]

I've found "I want to fuck you" is about the best to use and to have said to me. I can vouch for it.

Oh ity's dumb pick up lines !!

First post of the day. I'm off for coffee

 

[scylis]

i've never been to a singles bar.

i've never been clubbin'.

i've never gone out dancing.

i've never gone out to party.

yet i've still managed to have the "nice shoes" line used on me. i was at work, too.

she smiles at me whenever i see her, and usually waves, too. and i just smile and wave back.

 

[freescorfr]

i've never been to a singles bar.

i've never been clubbin'.

i've never gone out dancing.

i've never gone out to party.

yet i've still managed to have the "nice shoes" line used on me. i was at work, too.

she smiles at me whenever i see her, and usually waves, too. and i just smile and wave back.

I suppose with all the snow, ice and oil you have lying around there, scylis, that it's a true compliment to be told your wellies are nice.

 

[scylis]

baahh.. stuff is starting to melt around here. what is on my shoes is called "mud".

hehe

 

[LakotaMoon]

my "favorite"

"Hey sugar, you believe in love at first sight? Or should I come round again later?"

 

[Nigel]

I used to tend bar, and I've heard many.....some have already been posted. This one is a gem....

He: "Did it hurt?"

She: "Did what hurt?"

He "When you fell down from heaven."

I'm not jewish...but oy gevalt!!

Nigel

 

[juicylips]

I used to tend bar, and I've heard many.....some have already been posted. This one is a gem....

He: "Did it hurt?"

She: "Did what hurt?"

He "When you fell down from heaven."

I'm not jewish...but oy gevalt!!

Nigel

Nigel..I told you not to tell that one.

I actually fell for it.

JL