Dumb phases you've been through.

[SEVERUSMAX]

In my case, the whole "anarchist" thing. Yeah, that was a fucked-up phase. I freely admit that.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

You have no idea what anarchist means. So I assume youre speaking of the long time your brain was mostly watery dog shit.

 

[slyc_willie]

You have no idea what anarchist means. So I assume youre speaking of the long time your brain was mostly watery dog shit.

So, enlighten us, Jimmy. And try to not resort to your usual mixed bag of cheap and convenient labels when doing so. If you can.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

So, enlighten us, Jimmy. And try to not resort to your usual mixed bag of cheap and convenient labels when doing so. If you can.

Your way, right away!

The anarchist is always a half-wit who imagines himself to be the smartest guy in the room, and always the one to start an avalanche with a piss-ant snowball.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Once again, JBJ proves how full of shit he is. Next!

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Once again, JBJ proves how full of shit he is. Next!

At least I don't show up at an ass kicking contest armed with mental Skittles.

 

[MrPezman]

I'm better now.

Okay, ignoring the virtual slap-fest above, I did go through this phase, for almost thirteen years, though I'm happy to say I've moved past it. This phase cost me millions of dollars over that thirteen years, leeched my happiness until I was ready to just end it all, isolated me from my friends until I didn't have any, and just all-around fucked up my life. It was my marriage phase... I know, right? But I'm free, going on over one year now, much happier, have more time in my life for the things I want to do, which don't include Cake Wars, What Not to Wear, or pretty much anything on HGTV or Bravo. That phase is not something I intend to ever repeat, and I'm here for all those other people who went through a similar phase, if you ever need to talk.

 

[Handley_Page]

Okay, ignoring the virtual slap-fest above, I did go through this phase, for almost thirteen years, though I'm happy to say I've moved past it. This phase cost me millions of dollars over that thirteen years, leeched my happiness until I was ready to just end it all, isolated me from my friends until I didn't have any, and just all-around fucked up my life. It was my marriage phase... I know, right? But I'm free, going on over one year now, much happier, have more time in my life for the things I want to do, which don't include Cake Wars, What Not to Wear, or pretty much anything on HGTV or Bravo. That phase is not something I intend to ever repeat, and I'm here for all those other people who went through a similar phase, if you ever need to talk.

I had one of those phases. It was a costly mistake.

 

[oggbashan]

The Baden-Powell/Kipling phase - I read Scouting for Boys, the Jungle Books and Kim from cover to cover. I wanted to track enemy spies through the suburban jungle, find the spoor of leopards, check the fewmets of owls...

I didn't find any of them and when I went to my first Boy Scout camp I was carrying too much equipment because I was trying to "Be Prepared" for everything. Of course I wasn't prepared for what actually happened.

 

[BiTodd]

In my early twenties, my age of self discovery. I went through a very specified cross dressing phase. I would go into lingerie shops and let the clerk know.I.was shopping fo me. So they could let.me.know my size. It was fun. Sometme the clerk would encourage me to go in the changing room and try on different peices. I also liked being in the store with other ladies present and making sure my panties were showing just enough. Lol. My exhibitionism is not a phase it.has been and always will be.
Maybe this should have been in the confessions thread

 

[LucyH]

I had a taking-Anne-Rice-Way-Too-Seriously phase in my early teens.

 

[BiTodd]

I had a taking-Anne-Rice-Way-Too-Seriously phase in my early teens.

Did you read the sleeping beauty trilogy? Kinda heavy for a teenager.....

 

[glynndah]

I spend a good deal of my childhood being a secret agent. My friends and I peeked into windows, skulked under bushes and around trees, and looking for clues and codes.

 

[damppanties]

I spend a good deal of my childhood being a secret agent. My friends and I peeked into windows, skulked under bushes and around trees, and looking for clues and codes.

Ah, the Enid Blyton phase.

 

[sheablue]

I went through a phase in high school where I thought my ankles were too big. (I was rail thin, I just didn't have delicate ankles.) So to hide this flaw, I would wear two, count them, TWO pairs of white tube socks pushed down and then stuff my feet into my white canvas Keds.

 

[PennLady]

My first two boyfriends. Two bad phases born of a bit of obliviousness and youth. Glad that's done.

 

[glynndah]

Ah, the Enid Blyton phase.

Oh, no, no, no. This.

 

[slyc_willie]

Oh, no, no, no. This.

I can relate. From the age of 12 to 14, my friends and I were all ninjas. We found a couple of books on how to shadow people and practiced it a lot. We made a few people nervous.

Funny thing is, some of that actually came in handy when I joined the Army . . .

 

[desertslave]

I went through the "desperately needing to belong" phase in jr. high, followed by the "fuck you all/embrace my freak" phase. Problem was, I wasn't quite comfortable with being all that freaky. Eventually I learned to be myself.

 

[LadyVer]

My Stepford phase when I was married..Then I saw the light.

 

[sr71plt]

I wonder how many of us will look back on our posting years on the Literotica forum as a dumb phase.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

There was the phase when I thought that I was straight, until I accepted that I am bi. Which was the first 25 years of my life. LOL.

 

[MSTarot]

The worse may have to be the ' Moon-pie' phase.

For about two year I could not walk into a convenience store or grocery store without buying at least two. It was almost like a drug craving at times. I would wake in the middle of the night and if I didn't have some in the house I would go get some.

I must have put on twenty pounds in those two years.

For those from another country this is what I'm talking about.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon_pie

The worst had to be when I went to a state fair and they had them deep fried. Oh My God! I ate myself sick.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

The worse may have to be the ' Moon-pie' phase.

For about two year I could not walk into a convenience store or grocery store without buying at least two. It was almost like a drug craving at times. I would wake in the middle of the night and if I didn't have some in the house I would go get some.

I must have put on twenty pounds in those two years.

For those from another country this is what I'm talking about.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon_pie

The worst had to be when I went to a state fair and they had them deep fried. Oh My God! I ate myself sick.

In college, I was addicted to ice cream. Forget the freshman 15. I gained the freshman forty.

 

[lovecraft68]

I was once in a dark, anti social, devil worshiping phase and...

Oh, wait I still am.