plasticman33
Tight Jeans
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- Jun 22, 2001
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1. Will the real dummy please stand up?
AT&T fired President John Walker after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severence package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence.
2. With a little help from our friends!
Police in Oakland, CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas cannisters, officers discovered that the man was standing next to them in the police line, shouting "Come out and give yourself up!"
3. What was plan 'B'?
An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different ATM's, wherein the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts.
4. Did I say that?
Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself in a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words "Give me the money or I'll shoot," the man shouted, "That's not what I said!"
5. Are we communicating?
A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child? the doctro asked. "No!" the man shouted, "This is her husband!"
AT&T fired President John Walker after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severence package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence.
2. With a little help from our friends!
Police in Oakland, CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas cannisters, officers discovered that the man was standing next to them in the police line, shouting "Come out and give yourself up!"
3. What was plan 'B'?
An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different ATM's, wherein the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts.
4. Did I say that?
Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself in a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words "Give me the money or I'll shoot," the man shouted, "That's not what I said!"
5. Are we communicating?
A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child? the doctro asked. "No!" the man shouted, "This is her husband!"
