Dumb dumb thread.

[hotwords229_A]

Hi Twinkle!

I have been watching this all afternoon, wondering how does this work for men?

Where does their dick go?

If he's doing it right it's between the pillow and the bed . . I mean how should I know!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

If he's doing it right it's between the pillow and the bed . . I mean how should I know!

Perv!

I have never humped a pillow. I might have to try that this week.

Do I wear panties? Take them off?

I wonder if I could find a how-to on YouTube...

 

[hotwords229_A]

Perv!

I have never humped a pillow. I might have to try that this week.

Do I wear panties? Take them off?

I wonder if I could find a how-to on YouTube...

Turns out you're in luck, this just happens to be National Hump-a-Pillow Month. Just make sure you change the pillow case afterward.

By the way, it feels great! Don't tell anybody I said that.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Turns out you're in luck, this just happens to be National Hump-a-Pillow Month. Just make sure you change the pillow case afterward.

By the way, it feels great! Don't tell anybody I said that.

Mum's the word.

 

[Not Normal]

Hi Twinkle!

I have been watching this all afternoon, wondering how does this work for men?

Where does their dick go?

Its a friction thing. It can be against the pillow and work fine.

 

[Not Normal]

Now, how would YOU know of this, hmmmm????

There was a time...

 

[bbwpeach]

What if humans were telepathically notified when someone masturbated to a fantasy involving another. Person?

Thoughts?

That might set off a chain reaction. How fun.

 

[lickitandstickit]

I believe if everyone here masturbated more, so many wouldn't be so negative. Even eyer should masturbate 20 to 30 times a day just to chill the fuck out.

So many on here really need to masturbate more. I guarantee if you masturbate even once a day, you'll feel less stressed, sexually satisfied and maybe even have a smile on your face.

This Public Service Announcement is brought to you by
The Keeper Of Cuteness a.k.a TwinkleStars

PS. Start with once a day and work your way up to your convenience.

I agree, on a number of occasions I've been told to "go fuck myself and die".. and i always get stuck on step 1...

 

[richard_daily]

10 times a day is my limit. Any more than that and I start to chafe.

 

[richard_daily]

I'm sure it was far more when you were younger. I used to be able to cum 30 times in a day. Now, I can hardly manage 5.

Ah, to be young again.

I can't break the laws of physics. I mean, but I'm always willing to try, especially if there are some ladies around to help.

 

[Ezpickins]

Got my recommended daily allowance in this morning and enjoyed a fairly stress free Monday.

Twinkle, Bbwpeach..you didn't receive any telepathic messages by chance? you were kind of together in this mornings exercise.

Thanks for the great day

 

[Hypoxia]

THE MASTURBATION SONG
[tune: FUNICULI, FUNICULA]

Last night... I stayed at home and masturbated
It felt so good; I knew it would
Last night... I stayed at home and masturbated
It felt so nice; I did it twice

Oh... you should have seen me on the short stroke
It felt so grand, I used my hand
Oh... you should have heard me on the long stroke
It felt so neat, I used my feet!

Smash it, bash it, slam it on the floor
Wrap it round the bedpost, cram it in the door
Now there are some who say that sexual intercourse is great
But for maximum satisfaction I prefer to masturbate
Hey!

 

[roc23]

http://lavieestbelle.bdsmlr.com/uploads/pictures/2015/06/155/bdsmlr-143-EQWaWr8o4L1.gif​

I'd stroke my cock watching that but after awhile I'd just have to bury my face.

 

[30bandits]

http://lavieestbelle.bdsmlr.com/uploads/pictures/2015/06/155/bdsmlr-143-EQWaWr8o4L1.gif​

selfie?

 

[xhxhxh]

https://aqu52.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/funny-adult-cartoon_1.jpg?w=359&h=431​

Lol.... The only way to go

 

[toeskr]

Nope, sorry.

Damnit!

 

[OldJourno]

I know.

We'll all be thinking of you this holiday season when we donate to the annual "Toys for Twats" campaign.

 

[toeskr]

Thanks! I love pink dildos the best!

https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2015/05/04/620/11758559.gif​

Lovely! Your choices as well as this thread.

 

[30bandits]

Nope, sorry.

its ok, you have nice boobs....

 

[lickitandstickit]

https://i.giphy.com/media/ZlLPK8aF04nmg/giphy.webp

 

[PleasePeesMe]

I couldn't agree more.

I believe if everyone here masturbated more, so many wouldn't be so negative. Even eyer should masturbate 20 to 30 times a day just to chill the fuck out.

So many on here really need to masturbate more. I guarantee if you masturbate even once a day, you'll feel less stressed, sexually satisfied and maybe even have a smile on your face.

This Public Service Announcement is brought to you by
The Keeper Of Cuteness a.k.a TwinkleStars

PS. Start with once a day and work your way up to your convenience.

That's why I'm doing it now.

 

[phonemanfun69]

Thanks! I love pink dildos the best!

https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2015/05/04/620/11758559.gif​

Instantly hard watching this

 

[roc23]

http://ellaysusexo.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/masturbation1.jpg

Wow. That I like.

 

[lickitandstickit]

these are different from the normal Halloween stuff you post...

 

[jays78]

http://juicygif.com/albums/userpics/2014y/06/03/22/1/9587-young-female-masturbation.gif​

After seeing this I think it’s time to relieve some stress. Love jerking off!