Dull thread

[shereads]

I could save the world with a time machine and a few days in Palm Beach.

I'd attend condominium meetings and teach all those elderly Democrats how to use the butterfly ballot without accidentally voting for Pat Robertson.

Things would be different.

 

[destinie21]

Renza will be home ina an hour and 15 minutes

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I could save the world with a time machine and a few days in Palm Beach.

I'd attend condominium meetings and teach all those elderly Democrats how to use the butterfly ballot without accidentally voting for Pat Robertson.

Things would be different.

LOL! You are truly tormented aren't you? I agree...and nominate you to be the first one in the time machine. But I get next dibs...have a few things I'd like to change as well!

~lucky

 

[minsue]

Renza will be home ina an hour and 15 minutes

Nice AV, Des!

(starting to sober up, but not quite there..)

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Dull is entertaining your mother-in-law over lunch.

Suffering through her tales of inner-office conflict that are largely of her own making (she has no clue what a demanding witch she comes across as) and then the inevitable mention of 'it'.

'It' is an all encompassing and ever relocating affliction that can strike anywhere at any time. 'It' does not discriminate on any part of the body and can even affect the (non-existent) nerve endings in one's hair and fingernails.

Often told with phrases like:

"I've got 'it' in my back today."
"I had 'it' in my shins last week."
"If 'it' weren't affecting my range of motion..."
"Whenever I get 'it' beneath my shoulder..."

According to her, 'it' is an insuffrable amount of pain and attacks her more than anyone else. 'It' lives to make her miserable and in turn she must share her woes, because of 'it'.

Today, I am sharing a very personal secret....She is my 'it'.

~lucky

aren't you glad you read through that dull tidbit?

 

[NoJo]

Nice post, (un)lucky!

I did a lot better in the mother-in-law department than my wife did...

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Nice post, (un)lucky!

I did a lot better in the mother-in-law department than my wife did...

Don't get me wrong, she's a dear woman and a wonderful grandmother but she makes me want to pluck every single one of my arm hairs in a slow and painful manner, just so I can feel again after a mind-numbing lunch visit with her.

Am off to clean up...wish me luck...it is not right for me to be unlucky...goes against nature, I think.

~nameless just yet

 

[lucky-E-leven]

p.s. Joe, I just noticed your tiny face in that psychadellic mess...very cool. I'll start paying closer attention to your av's. Nice little brain teasers

~unlucky (at least until after lunch)

 

[NoJo]

Don't get me wrong, she's a dear woman and a wonderful grandmother but she makes me want to pluck every single one of my arm hairs in a slow and painful manner, just so I can feel again after a mind-numbing lunch visit with her.

If she's that mind-numbing, you should get her to post on this thread. Hey, it's even possible she's someone you know here...

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Can someone please help me? I need to know if most shampoos contain Acid as an active ingredient...

God bless my daughter, she needs all the help she can get today!

So there I was in the shower, minding my own business and washing my hair, when she comes screeching into the bathroom and wailing at the top of her lungs. Of course, I imagine the sky is falling and my eyes pop open to see what the hell is going on and (if you didn't already see it coming) a huge blob of shampoo falls into my eye.

Now I'm the one screeching and wailing and wishing the sky really would fall, but of course all I can do is attempt to keep my eye open in the stream of water, which I soon find is way too hot for the naked eyeball. So the scene ends with me standing in a cold spray of water, holding my eyelids open so my eyeball can be abused further by the water...... shivering and covered in goose bumps.

I tried to read the back of the shampoo bottle to find out wtf they put in there, but things are pretty fuzzy still and I'm afraid I may be half blind for eternity. The only way I'm able to type is with one eye open and a larger font...please help!

~unlucky x 100

 

[lucky-E-leven]

If she's that mind-numbing, you should get her to post on this thread. Hey, it's even possible she's someone you know here...

Are you kidding? The woman attended Catholic School all her life and has never ever spoken of how her 3 children came to be, leading us all to believe they merely hatched. She can't even say breastfeeding without blushing and having to leave the room.

Would be great if I was still nursing, because she can't even handle being in the same room if anything was showing

Her presence on Lit would be the scandal of all scandals...and I would forever hold it over her head as penalty for speaking of 'it!

~lucky

 

[NoJo]

(Extra large for the visually impared) The active chemical in most shampoos is Sodium Stearate, CH3-COO-Na, a mild acid, PH5 or 6. Keep sluicing it with water.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

(Extra large for the visually impared) The active chemical in most shampoos is Sodium Stearate, CH3-COO-Na, a mild acid, PH5 or 6. Keep sluicing it with water.

Thank you so much, Joe, I wondered if it wasn't CH3-COO-Na! (damn fine print on shampoo bottles, as if you'd have any other reason for reading that shit than being blinded by it) It's feeling a little better, but still more red than white. Maybe my 'it' will compete with ma-in-law's today, and whip 'it's' ass!

~work on little worker bee...the public eagerly awaits a finished screen play!

~lucky-- to have friends like SubJoe

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Fuck!

I forgot my WW meeting tonight.

I got so caught up in my school project that I didn't notice that 2 hours had rushed by already.

Now wonder I'm hungry.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I need to go and buy some paint, so that I can paint a giant cross in my ceiling.

Hubby called while I was out, and left a message on my answering machine, saying he'd call me back later.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Update: 'It' is in her left elbow and the heel spurs have flared up again

~lucky (lunch survivor!)

 

[destinie21]

Update: 'It' is in her left elbow and the heel spurs have flared up again

~lucky (lunch survivor!)

hmm her it is different from my it
see I like it usually 2-3 time each day

 

[CharleyH]

ok the mere fact that I keep cumming to this thread tells me it ain't boring, and now I should talk about all your AVs, but that's way to exciting - so I'd better go to the gay bored to get my fix of dullness

 

[pop_54]

Today I called in the cotractors to sort out the dodgy toilet extract fan in the Nissan building, they said it was agood job I called them, could have been smelly. Oh I'm so fucking dull, I think I'll fall asleep now.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

hmm her it is different from my it
see I like it usually 2-3 time each day

Yes, Des, my 'it' is different as well. While hers is constantly moving around, mine is always in the same spot. Additionally, mine is not a source of pain, but a source of tremendous pleasure.

Common phrases uttered when speaking of my 'it':

"Oh yeah, baby, that's 'it'!"
"Shut up, and lick 'it'!"
"'It' is a little to the left."
"Mmmmmm, please touch 'it', I can't wait any longer!"

Anyone else, suffer (enjoy) the dispicable (wonderful) 'it'?

~lucky

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Today I called in the cotractors to sort out the dodgy toilet extract fan in the Nissan building, they said it was agood job I called them, could have been smelly. Oh I'm so fucking dull, I think I'll fall asleep now.

Three cheers for Pop! Hip Hip Hooray! x 3

Nice work...wanna be dull at my place? You can fall asleep afterwards

~lucky

 

[destinie21]

Common phrases uttered when speaking of my 'it':

"Oh yeah, baby, that's 'it'!"
"Shut up, and lick 'it'!"
"'It' is a little to the left."
"Mmmmmm, please touch 'it', I can't wait any longer!"

Anyone else, suffer (enjoy) the dispicable (wonderful) 'it'?

~lucky

What about I like It rough

pull my hair while you do it

or my favorite question whose is it ?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I'm watching Jay Leno, and they played The Dating Game and paired up Kuchinichu- whatever his name is, with Jennifer Tilly.

Although I think he should have chosen Cybil Shephard, I actually liked that guy.

 

[Guest]

I'm eating McCoy's.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

What's that?