Dull thread

[pop_54]

No

Did your wife end up at the policeman's ball?

No she came in with it in her hand.

 

[NoJo]

Guy walks into a bar.

The bar said...

...if you can hear me talking, go home now, you're shit-faced.

 

[pop_54]

Ummm

Guy walks into a bar.

The bar said...

Umm no jokes please young lady, this is a seriously dull thread

Posh woman rushed into the butchers shop.

"Two lamb chops my man, and make them lean" She ordered.

"Which way madam" He replied.

 

[Guest]

...if you can hear me talking, go home now, you're shit-faced.

The guy replies... What are you, my mother?

 

[Guest]

Re: Ummm

Umm no jokes please young lady, this is a seriously dull thread

Posh woman rushed into the butchers shop.

"Two lamb chops my man, and make them lean" She ordered.

"Which way madam" He replied.

Ok, I'll go clip my toenails.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hmmmmmmm

That's OK beautiful, I always dull things down, Umm about this excitable thing, Umm, need any help with that problem?

Desperately...how quick can you be here?

lucky...luckier?

oh yeah, dull, ummmmmm...nail polish drying

 

[NoJo]

Heard this on TV before Xmas. Still chuckling (giggling, chortling, smirking) at it:

What Christmas present do you give to a man with two left feet?

flip flips.

 

[Guest]

yawn... thanks, Joe.

Perdita

 

[Guest]

Heard this on TV before Xmas. Still chuckling (giggling, chortling, smirking) at it:

What Christmas present do you give to a man with two left feet?

flip flips.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Ok, just snorted.

 

[pop_54]

Whoaaaaa!!!!

My God that's Earth shattering! The cat just got off the sofa.

 

[Guest]

What, my piggy noises?

 

[pop_54]

Wow

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Ok, just snorted.

Share a track?

 

[NoJo]

Pop, your cat can actually HEAR tatelou's snorts? Cool.

 

[Guest]

Re: Wow

Share a track?

Don't touch the stuff.

You got any marmite?

 

[NoJo]

Tatelou, you should use the slang when you talk about that stuff:

The youth of today call it "skidmark".

 

[pop_54]

Hmm

Pop, your cat can actually HEAR tatelou's snorts? Cool.

Guess so mate, he suddenly got up at that precise moment. Must be some 6th sense.

 

[Guest]

Tatelou, you should use the slang when you talk about that stuff:

The youth of today call it "skidmark".

Ewwwwwww!

Won't be having any of that on my toast in the morning.

Where did that sour cream go?

 

[Guest]

HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The lunatics are taking over the asylum.

 

[NoJo]

Does moggy have a name? Or is it too embarrassing?

 

[pop_54]

Re: Re: Wow

Don't touch the stuff.

You got any marmite?

No we've run out love, wife's going down Tesco's in the morning though, big Arnie always hangs about outside with his stash.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Deleted.

With apologies to all!

 

[pop_54]

hehe

HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The lunatics are taking over the asylum.

What do you mean Taking???

 

[pop_54]

No

Does moggy have a name? Or is it too embarrassing?

Nothing embarrasses him mate, he's licking his arse in full view of everyone at the moment.

We call him Monty, but he doesn't seem to like it, he never takes any notice when you call it out.

 

[NoJo]

Post a pic sometime. I'm not a perve, honest.

 

[Guest]

I just had a row.

Fucking humbug!

"Fuck off" more like.

Was gonna delete this, but no point. I've been quoted a couple of times.

I do take it all back, though. I feel bad, and I hate arguing.