Dull thread

[SadieRose]

Allo Lou

Another fellow Brit here, but I'm a soft southerner.

I can handle that, I live with one of your people.

We almost have him trained to our Northern ways now.

heheh.

 

[Guest]

Sadie, love, you're new so I won't go off like I can do. Please don't mention headless chickens around me (old childhood trauma, a bit common actually. Stop it, Perdita!)

Gracias,

Perdita

p.s. and don't call Svenskaflicka 'Sven'. Ta.

 

[Guest]

Re: Allo Lou

I can handle that, I live with one of your people.

We almost have him trained to our Northern ways now.

heheh.

Good on ya, gal! Half of me (don't ask which half) comes from Northern stock, so I'm tougher than most of 'em down here.

Did he break easily?

 

[SadieRose]

Thanks for the tip

Sadie, love, you're new so I won't go off like I can do. Please don't mention headless chickens around me (old childhood trauma, a bit common actually. Stop it, Perdita!)

Gracias,

Perdita

p.s. and don't call Svenskaflicka 'Sven'. Ta.

*adopts Jack Sparrow mockney accent*

"That's Interesting! I almost feel I 'have' to ask 'Why?' now."


*Sadie ducks the anticipated shrapnel*

 

[Guest]

By 'eck, it ain't 'alf parky oot thar!

(Stupid mutt needed a pee, then wouldn't come in again. )

I... need... bed. But, I don't need to listen to his bleedin' snoring. I have something red that might help me while away the hours...

 

[SadieRose]

Re: Re: Allo Lou

[B
Did he break easily? [/B]

It's taken fourteen years, but he understands simple phrases now.

Still can't say 'Butty' without half of Lancashire dissolving into tears of hilarity though.

Awrrr.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Allo Lou

It's taken fourteen years, but he understands simple phrases now.

Still can't say 'Butty' without half of Lancashire dissolving into tears of hilarity though.

Awrrr.

Ooooh, don't say things like that. Not when I'm in this state, anyway.

There's four rashers of bacon in the fridge calling out to me.

 

[SadieRose]

That's where Cats win out

They come and go as they please. No standing on the step whistling valiantly for them.

Must log off soon... have to go to work tomorrow (deadly dull)


Have fun with your instrument. Digital intervention must suffice for me, I fear. *other half already beyond rousing*

Sadie

 

[Guest]

Night, Sadie!

Great meeting you.

Oh bollocks. Now I've got to go do battle with that flippin' fitted sheet again.

 

[SadieRose]

Hey!!!

I'm not a Virgin anymore!!!


*dances wildly around the room*

 

[SadieRose]

Good to Meet U too Lou



Sleep Well.

xx. zzzzz

 

[shereads]

This is far as I get. My Step 3 is: roll into conveniently sized ball and jam into bottom of laundry basket.

---dr.M.

I put sheets on the bed when they come out of the dryer, Dr. Mabeuse. No folding, no wrinkled sheets.

You must be a Republican.



Pops, I think your sheet looks near enough like a baby wombat to pass. It might not fool a mother wombat, but it'll still be flat when it matters.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

By 'eck, it ain't 'alf parky oot thar!

(Stupid mutt needed a pee, then wouldn't come in again. )

I... need... bed. But, I don't need to listen to his bleedin' snoring. I have something red that might help me while away the hours...

The red sleeping pill strikes again!!!!!

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[shereads]

Re: Hey!!!

I'm not a Virgin anymore!!!


*dances wildly around the room*

Who's monitoring the dullness of the thread? This just won't do.

 

[A7inchPhildo]

I believe dampy is the monitor of dullness. Since she is not here lets be spontaneous and count cotton-balls or something!

 

[damppanties]

I believe dampy is the monitor of dullness. Since she is not here lets be spontaneous and count cotton-balls or something!

I'm so proud of you.

 

[damppanties]

Grey, is that a color? Mist, vapor, damp, dull sounds, splattering, mud, need I say more?

Damp is good.
In certain places, of course.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Damp is good.
In certain places, of course.

dampy honey,

there is nothing dull about that!

lucky

now I'm all waked up gonna have to search out the
'I can't sleep' thread.

 

[damppanties]

dampy honey,

there is nothing dull about that!

lucky

now I'm all waked up gonna have to search out the
'I can't sleep' thread.

If what you're posting is dull enough, you might try it here.

 

[A7inchPhildo]

Damp is good.
In certain places, of course.

Dampy my sweet heart where have you been? It has been so long.

You know Dampy I respect you but when you post what you did and I am looking at the picture of a baby in a red loin cloth diaper. Well, let's just say it was not an erotic thought.

Back to counting ear swabs! Oh and sweetie yes there are 500 cotton balls in the 500 cotton ball pack.

one, two, three, four...

 

[damppanties]

Dampy my sweet heart where have you been? It has been so long.

You know Dampy I respect you but when you post what you did and I am looking at the picture of a baby in a red loin cloth diaper. Well, let's just say it was not an erotic thought.

Back to counting ear swabs! Oh and sweetie yes there are 500 cotton balls in the 500 cotton ball pack.

one, two, three, four...

I've been.... busy. More about that another time.

And don't say anything bad about my lil Cupid!

Don't the cotton swabs remind you about.... sheep? Please be careful what you count around here. Sheep are not dull. Ask Ms. CaaB.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

If what you're posting is dull enough, you might try it here.

Sorry. Current thoughts are far from dull...

In fact, they're down right damp, which means I need to hop back onto the half-finished story I'm working on and ride, I mean write, the little bitch until she's finished.

Thanks for the offer. And now that I think of it, these are probably not thoughts that would help one sleep either.

Harrumph,
lucky

Maybe someone could start a thread to discuss feeling amped up in the middle of the night and wanting to share it with others?

 

[damppanties]

Sorry. Current thoughts are far from dull...

In fact, they're down right damp, ...

LOL.

Damp = opposite of dull?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

LOL.

Damp = opposite of dull?

It is in my book

But Perdita's the one throwing dictionaries around on one of the other threads, so you might want to check with her.

lucky

desperately attempting dullness

how about vacuuming? oh, nope, that's been mentioned
watching paint dry? (shrugs)

 

[damppanties]

Once upon a time, actually just now, I had two threads open in two different windows. What happened then is that I wrote replies to both of them. One was a bigger reply than the other, though both were important in their own right. (As if I could write something unimportant. Humphh!) So then I finished writing both of the replies. I read both of them over once again, as I normally do. Don't want no stupid mistakes, you know what I mean. So, well, anyway, I pressed the "Submit reply" tab to both of them, one after the other. And here is the really amazing thing - it said that I can't post two replies in under 20 seconds. Isn't that fascinating?! I mean, who'd have thought there was a condition like that. Aren't all of you so glad that I uncovered this little Lit secret? So there it is - my contribution to my fellow Liters. (Liters sounds like... well, like we're a cute, cuddly bunch of fur. )