Dull thread

[Guest]

Is it possible for a man to decently fold a fitted sheet?

Only if he's laundered it himself and tidied the entire bedroom, including dusting under the bed; then he cares enough.

former housewife,

Perdita

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Try this delicious lunch-time treat: a white bread and mayonnaise sandwich!

Pre-sliced white bread is available in most of your finer supermarkets. Purchase a loaf, and while you’re there, pick up a jar of prepared mayonnaise. Hellman’s is good, but you might have a local brand that you’ll like better. Take them home, and take out two slices of the white bread. Set them on a plate. Now, open the mayonnaise and spread a liberal dollop on one slice of bread. Cover this with the other slice, lining the edges up with care (no one likes a floppy sandwich!). Cutting your mayonnaise sandwich on the diagonal makes it extra festive, and for that special touch, garnish with a plain wooden toothpick.

A glass of water makes a perfect accompaniment.

---dr.M.

 

[NoJo]

Ok, Dr. M. First guffaw of the day from me there.

 

[Guest]

Mab., please define a "liberal" dollop. You can PM me if it's too personal.

Perdita

p.s. what if I substitute sour cream for the mayo?

 

[NoJo]

A liberal dollop is like a conservative dollop, only with a higher SAT score.

 

[Guest]

Joe:

Hur hur.

Perdita

p.s. Get an American to pronounce that for you, otherwise god knows what it means in London or Leeds.

 

[A7inchPhildo]

As I clean my toilet bowl, I ponder the proportions of that dollop. What do you suppose the percentage of that small indefinite quantity was?

I will need to break out the calculator for this important need to know right now question.

 

[Guest]

I knew a dollop once. He's still the same now.

 

[A7inchPhildo]

I knew a trollop once my self, ok more than once!

Tat,
The birdy is plunging its head in the wrong direction. "No?"

Shh, cute!

 

[minsue]

Am I the only one who finds this thread to be unduly fascinating?

 

[Guest]

What do you mean by "unduly", Min?

Perdita

 

[minsue]

What do you mean by "unduly", Min?

Perdita

Just for you, 'Dita

Unduly ADVERB: Excessively; immoderately: unduly familiar with strangers.

un·du·ly (n-d l) (-dy -)
adv.
1. - indebidamente
2. (improperly) - impropiamente




So how far can you throw?

 

[Guest]

I'm outta here. Got socks to fold.

 

[OldnotDead]

Is it possible for a man to decently fold a fitted sheet?

That's my contribution to the dull thread.

---dr.M.

Yes. I learned how while working at a laundry.
No. I won't tell you how
If I did, I might be accused of a less than dull reply

 

[CharleyH]

Jesus - I was going to tell you how I picked my nose all day - BUT hoovers, sucking . . . not so dull here afterall.

 

[A7inchPhildo]

Min that has got to be the funiest Av so far. Seeing I am in the dull thread, I watched it for a half an hour now.

 

[destinie21]

I almost painted my toe nails pink but I couldn't decide between hard candy or bubble gum. Instead I painted them black, not coal but ebony.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

I'll just be myself!

Some people find that dull!

 

[Guest]

I'll just be myself!

Some people find that dull!

Who? Which people?

Just send 'em my way, and I'll sort 'em out.



My feet are cold.

 

[Guest]

I'm sleepy and it's only 4pm.

 

[OldnotDead]

Des,

You may think painting toenails is dull, but with your sexy legs, I think you DQ'd yourself. As did Lou for talking about cold feet. Warming up cold feet has led to many a not so dull escapade. . . .

Damn. Now MY feet are cold.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Who? Which people?

Just send 'em my way, and I'll sort 'em out.



My feet are cold.

And I thought you'd folded some socks!!!!

 

[Black Tulip]

It's raining. For days now.

 

[Guest]

And I thought you'd folded some socks!!!!

Yeah, I did! Haven't got round to putting any on, though. I put them all away in the drawer. Doh!

Never mind, I'll tuck myself up in bed soon.

 

[NoJo]

Watching Simpsons with my insomniac kids. I'll be asleep before them... Goodnight.