Dueling Minxes

KM, I'm posting a story tonight in honor of both you and Deborah. I didn't write it, though. It's called "The Thin Line Between Powertools and Lingerie". I figured you gun-lovin', butt-kickin' wimmin would dig the title, if nothing else...
 
Has the smoke cleared?

Man, oh fucking man! All the abuse that's getting piled around here, and I just showed up. I feel kind of left out. You know, I'm relatively new here, so I guess that makes me a candidate for pseudo-Patryn-hood.

Actually, I just wanted to come on this thread long enough to tell you all what a great time I've had laughing at you all. It's been entertaining to say the very least.

Minx, whoever you are, I'm sure you know who you are and that means that you and I and probably Laurel are the only ones here not having some type of identity crisis. Then again, Laurel and KillerMuffin seem to be establishing some new hybrid identity. <wink>

All the rest of you silly children, I have one very important question. You guys are going to be in first grade NEXT year, right?

The following statement is made to the following people in the following order. Deborah, Patryn, Dixon and minx.

"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, I'm out."
- Half Baked

It's hard to believe this is an adult site. I'll bet there's less flaming on the AOL kids sites.

Jason
 
Laurel said:
KM, I'm posting a story tonight in honor of both you and Deborah. I didn't write it, though. It's called "The Thin Line Between Powertools and Lingerie". I figured you gun-lovin', butt-kickin' wimmin would dig the title, if nothing else...

YaY!!!!!!!!

I'm sure Deborah, my sisser in hostility, will adore it too!

I might just stay up to read that one.
 
Re: Has the smoke cleared?

JHolley67 said:
Man, oh fucking man! All the abuse that's getting piled around here, and I just showed up. I feel kind of left out. You know, I'm relatively new here, so I guess that makes me a candidate for pseudo-Patryn-hood.

Actually, I just wanted to come on this thread long enough to tell you all what a great time I've had laughing at you all. It's been entertaining to say the very least.

Minx, whoever you are, I'm sure you know who you are and that means that you and I and probably Laurel are the only ones here not having some type of identity crisis. Then again, Laurel and KillerMuffin seem to be establishing some new hybrid identity. <wink>

All the rest of you silly children, I have one very important question. You guys are going to be in first grade NEXT year, right?

The following statement is made to the following people in the following order. Deborah, Patryn, Dixon and minx.

"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, I'm out."
- Half Baked

It's hard to believe this is an adult site. I'll bet there's less flaming on the AOL kids sites.

Jason


Now that.......was amusing
 
jcgirl, The remote is right there under the empty popcorn bowl.

CelestialBody, Des armes, enfer, je suis fatigue du combat.

Nicole, you are awesome!

Purple Haze, Yes, this thread was about minx.

Nitelight, I'd rather this thread be about you!

JHolley67, I think I love you.

And for everyone else, no one is more tired of this than I am, trust me. I wanted nothing more than to disassociate myself with the plagiarist. I think I've done that. Now I want nothing more than to resume my unostentatious presence on the board. If everyone could just go back to ignoring me now, I would be much happier.
 
minx said:


CelestialBody, Des armes, enfer, je suis fatigue du combat.

Now I'm Mad, where the hell do you get one of these goddamn English button's. Laurel if you don't install one I may just have to leave.

minx, stick to your guns sweetie, I likes ya and I'm glad your staying.

No can we get on with life, maybe find something else juicy to talk about?

Have fun I'm off to bed to go dream sweet dreams of the man I love :) Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Yummy
 
JHolley67 said:
You guys are going to be in first grade NEXT year, right? The following statement is made to the following people in the following order. Deborah, Patryn, Dixon and minx."Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, I'm out."

Meet me after recess so you can blow me. LOL

Welcome to the Board!
 
CelestialBody said:
minx said:

CelestialBody, Des armes, enfer, je suis fatigue du combat.

Venez-ici! Nous allons faire amour.


Would someone please Translate anything non English on this thread for me ... PLEASE.

I feel so left out. I'll be good if you do :)
 
Nicole said:
I feel so left out. I'll be good if you do :) [/B]

Come Nicole you be good never , it doesn't suit you;)

And could we please have some translation , pretty please .:)
 
CelestialBody said:
Venez-ici! Nous allons faire amour.

Faites la guerre d'amour pas! Vous etes mon genre de fille!

Nicole, I would be happy to translate for you, but my French sucks! So far I believe we have both agreed that there better ways to spend our time than fighting. ;)
 
Nicole said:
CelestialBody said:
minx said:

CelestialBody, Des armes, enfer, je suis fatigue du combat.

Venez-ici! Nous allons faire amour.


Would someone please Translate anything non English on this thread for me ... PLEASE.

I feel so left out. I'll be good if you do :)

Venez-ici! Nous allons faire l'amour.. Means, Come here, we're gonna make love..
 
Well, now....

Well, minx, considering all the names on your dance card lately, I'm quite flattered. It's nice to know I can still wow 'em, even if it is just intellectually.

But I feel it's only fair to warn you if you'll allow me to paraphrase (NOT PLAGIARISE) Type O Negative, "Loving me is like loving the dead."

Okay, so I wear a lot of black and most of the rednecks around here think I listen to a lot of Marilyn Manson. Obviously they have never heard of Jack Kerouac.

Love and Peace,
Jason
 
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