Dueling Minxes

[Dixon Carter Lee]

it seems no one actually needs proof

*sigh*

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=19297&pagenumber=2

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Look, the Declaration of Independence clearly states, "Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Recount after Recount after Recount in God We Trust. Oh, yeah...and France can Kiss our Ass, too."

 

[KillerMuffin]

Oh for fucks sake

Good everlasting gawd

Point #1

Laurel, the OWNER of the site and therefore the person most likely to get fucked over by the plagiarist, is satisfied that Minx and minx are two different people. Therefore cause for discussion is OVER. Okay? Go write a story about raping Joseph Biden or something.

Point #2

ENOUGH about Patryn. You killed the horse, you beat it until it had no hide, then you beat it some more. There is nothing left to beat! Her credibility is already shot. Stop it, we've had enough! Every single thread where someone not to your liking posts that person is accused of being a Patryn Persona. Holy fuck. You're worse than my shiaboji who believes the FBI is going through his underwear drawer. Shit.

Fuck me and the horse I rode in on. This is just getting straight old. Deb, Dix, PH, just shut up about Patryn, okay? You guys have more interesting things to say we'd MUCH rather read than the done to death "Patryn" thing. It's not even funny anymore. It's just plain pathetic.

I suppose this makes me Patryn too.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Nicole]

aux armes citoyens, ofrmez vos bataillons, elle se fache contre vous.

*Hitting keyboard* Damnt it where did the English key go???

 

[KillerMuffin]

LOL

I guess CB didn't read the part where Dix said that France could kiss our ass.

 

[Nicole]

I'm an Aussie ... Can I kiss his ass too??

Still though I have got to invest in an English key for these particular ocasion's.

 

[Purple Haze]

Re: Oh for fucks sake

Deb, Dix, PH, just shut up about Patryn,

Is there another PH around here that has actually uttered a goddamn thing about Patryn lately? Has Patryn done something to me?

Don't drag me into this bullshit mess.

I really couldn't give a shit, really.

 

[Laurel]

Breathe, KM, breathe....

 

[KillerMuffin]

Nope PH, just you.

 

[Purple Haze]

Fill me in.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Something about Reshal2 or whatever he calls himself. That thread. Some jokes just aren't funny anymore. Why is 6 afraid, cause 7 8 9. Why did the chicken cross the road. Anything involving Patryn. That overplayed adam sandler song. It's not funny anymore and it just eggs the Deberator on. Not that she needs any help, but like Patryn, she plays to her audience.

 

[Laurel]

I actually think the 7 8 9 joke is still funny, but I'm a silly person. Never did like Adam Sandler, tho.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I think I'm getting myself all worked up over nothing. I'm just getting tired of people ruining threads just to poke at Patryn. It is getting so old. It's impossible to do the old don't read it if you don't like it thing. Some of the really good threads have degenerated into a Deborah Patryn war.

I bet Patryn is Deborah. Huhmph. I'm going to shut up now. I'm not helping anything.

 

[Laurel]

I'm you, and you are me. But get your hand off our ass.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Only if I can feel us up instead.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Laurel]

Okay, go for it... Ooooooh...a little more on the right one...

 

[KillerMuffin]

Very nice. Can I hold em while you read dirty stories?

"Trash."

"Trash."

"Erotic Couplings."

"A little farther down Muff. Farther."

"Incest."

"Trash."

"Trash."

"No, farther down. Keep going."

"Loving wives."

"Loving wives."

"Farther Muff."

"Trash."

"Group and Exhibition."

"OOOOOOOOooooooh. That's the spot."

 

[Purple Haze]

I never thought Reshal2 had anything to do with Patryn.

I don't think Reshal2 is Lasher either, just for the record.

I could go into it more in depth, but all I really wanted to say was that I'm really not out to get Patryn, never have been. Sure, I was having ice cream with everyone else during the Grey updates, but I haven't said, implied or posted anything one way or the other concerning Patryn since.

Now wasn't this thread about minx?

 

[R Nitelight]

Why aren't there ever any threads about me?

 

[Purple Haze]

Hey Nitelight,

I'm coming up on title time.

Any thoughts?

(cringes)

 

[R Nitelight]

Purple Haze

What about Snide Bastard?

 

[Purple Haze]

Perfect.