Duct Tape and it's many uses....

[Native Alien]

okay we have all heard all the bunk about men and duct tape. i have one serious use for it, and i am hoping that others can come up with legit uses for it also.

here is my one, it makes a excellent restraint when you forget the handcuffs, leather, or whatever other type of restraint that you use. the only thing is that you need to remember to make sure that the sticky side is out and not against the skin.

anyone else got any other uses?

 

[SuperShyGuy]

Well, duct tape is the only thing holding the right arm on this old broken down office chair I'm sitting in right now.

 

[Native Alien]

anyone else? ahhh come on people, i know that there has to be more than two uses for duct tape.

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

<giggles> Hair removal for naughty men?

Around here, we say that if you have a blue tarp and a roll of duct tape, you are ready for anything.

 

[STUDDOG]

I use it on my dog....as a chastity belt...he's got every dog in the neighborhood pregnant twice.....it works great but he's not to fond of me pulling it off.....ouch

 

[carrie-on]

I just read in prevention magazine yesterday that it's good for wart removal...cut it to fit just over the wart and leave it on for six days then remove it, scrub at the wart and repeat ...Do this for a month and the wart will go away.

Though I have to admit I like the idea of the handcuffs much better! Sounds like a fun use for the gray stuff!

 

[Native Alien]

now there is a new one, a wart remover and chastity belt all in one.

 

[STUDDOG]

now there is a new one, a wart remover and chastity belt all in one.

NA.....don't forget hair remover also.....my dogs bald ....well in certain places...but he's not thinking of jumping the French poodle again for a while....

 

[Native Alien]

STUDDOG, you know you could just save the places that you are going to put the tape and that wouldn't happen, or you could just get him neutered. *gasps* did i say that? lol

 

[STUDDOG]

STUDDOG, you know you could just save the places that you are going to put the tape and that wouldn't happen, or you could just get him neutered. *gasps* did i say that? lol

Oh darling....the last time I said "neutered" in front of him he climbed a tree...had to get the fire dept. to come...they said they never seen a dog climb a tree like that and threaten to jump...

Smile NA and remember that duct tape works best in the late night hours...

BIG SMILE AND KISS

 

[Native Alien]

okay i have to ask, what kind of dog? last time i saw a dog in a tree like that it was one of my pits.

 

[STUDDOG]

okay i have to ask, what kind of dog? last time i saw a dog in a tree like that it was one of my pits.

He's a springer.....Every time her see's a female dog he springs....


I think he's mixed sweetheart...with schnauzer and four doors down.....no family tree here

He claims I corrupted his mind....he goes riding on my bike with me and flashes all the female dogs.....he's such a pistol

BIG SMILE NA.....

 

[Native Alien]

i got a visual of that dog on the back of a bike with you. too funny, and do you make him wear goggles, or is he a bare faced rider?

 

[STUDDOG]

i got a visual of that dog on the back of a bike with you. too funny, and do you make him wear goggles, or is he a bare faced rider?

I tried the goggles on him but he said they restrict his style....go figure....
He loves the riding and finds the wind in his face to be good for his fur....

big kiss NA......

 

[Native Alien]

oh my. and just what does he do about the bugs?

and here is my other contribution for the use of duct tape.

you can use it to tape the web cam where you want it, so all your pictures are just right.

 

[STUDDOG]

oh my. and just what does he do about the bugs?

and here is my other contribution for the use of duct tape.

you can use it to tape the web cam where you want it, so all your pictures are just right.

Well sweet NA.....he's really never cared about the bugs..He eats at least 8 dog bone's a day.....personal hygiene is important to him....

Where does the webcam get taped sweetheart....enquiring minds must know....I'm getting some really great IDEA'S here

You can also use it to pull flea's off the dog....he's not to happy with that one either

Smile for NA......

 

[Native Alien]

okay STUDDOG, do the tell on your great ideas.

 

[STUDDOG]

okay STUDDOG, do the tell on your great ideas.

It would be against my principles to speak of these in a public
forum NA.....geeee .....and besides the cops might come get me

I could use duct tape for the snow....just wrap it around your tires and you'll stick to the snow.....and to the road and rocks and roadkill and ....ok...maybe not a good idea

 

[Native Alien]

some how STUDDOG, i don't think that the cops are even an option for coming and getting you, now some of the wild women of lit, with duct tape in hand, that might be a different story.

i am not sure about the duct tape on the tires. don't know that i would want to be that attached to some of the roadkill that we have here.

 

[STUDDOG]

some how STUDDOG, i don't think that the cops are even an option for coming and getting you, now some of the wild women of lit, with duct tape in hand, that might be a different story.

i am not sure about the duct tape on the tires. don't know that i would want to be that attached to some of the roadkill that we have here.

Well sweetheart....if you come get me with duct tape in hand this dawg will smile and roll over for you....

Yep...the duct tape on tires....I tried it last night....It stuck alright but I had to scrape a possum, two squirrel's and 6 beer cans off.....Oh and a flier for the "Biker Monks from Hell" concert

How about using it to hold the ceiling fan still...just tape in the four corners of the run to the fan...and a added benefit is you can hang playboy pictures for your friends to enjoy..

BIG KISS AND HUG NA....

STUDDOG

 

[Arden]

My 20 years old son is a self-proclaimed Mr. Fixit. About a year ago I got him a t-shirt that reads:


"I CAN FIX ANYTHING...

WHERE'S THE DUCT TAPE?"

 

[STUDDOG]

My 20 years old son is a self-proclaimed Mr. Fixit. About a year ago I got him a t-shirt that reads:


"I CAN FIX ANYTHING...

WHERE'S THE DUCT TAPE?"

Hi Arden....big kiss and hug....tell Soron ^ five dude....
I think that t-shirt would work on me....duct tape....God's gift to
us fix-it guys...

And Arden...that AV is a killer girl....

 

[Native Alien]

dang Arden, that is a AV with capital letters.

i don't know about duct taping the ceiling fan, but the rolling over i could handle.

 

[Arden]

Hi Arden....big kiss and hug....tell Soron ^ five dude....
I think that t-shirt would work on me....duct tape....God's gift to
us fix-it guys...

And Arden...that AV is a killer girl....

Just think what this world would be without duct tape, velcro and post-it notes! LOL

We had duct tape around the water pipes in the old house I bought about 2 years ago. (The house had no plumbing or electricity when it was built in the 1800s, the most recent pipe work done about 1940, lol) It worked great until I could find a plumber to come replace them.... the tradespeople here generally pass on old houses, they only want to do new construction because it's easy. Grrrrrr! I have to pay mileage to get plumbers, electricians and my boiler man from outside of my county.

 

[Arden]

dang Arden, that is a AV with capital letters.

i don't know about duct taping the ceiling fan, but the rolling over i could handle.

Thanks! *grins*

A few years ago, I bought a humorous book for my son about duct tape. It may have been titled something like: "1001 Ways To Use Duct Tape." Whatever it was called, it was VERY funny!