Drunken Sex

dannyboy1958

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Have you ever been so drunk you:

1. Couldn't perform and did something stupid.

2. Woke up, next morning and don't remember having sex.

3. any other ?

Open to Male and female comments/stories.

Discuss:
 
Have you ever been so drunk you:

1. Couldn't perform and did something stupid.

2. Woke up, next morning and don't remember having sex.

3. any other ?

Open to Male and female comments/stories.

Discuss:

Heh!

I woke up a couple of times and wished I had been Drunk!:D

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Have you ever been so drunk you:

1. Couldn't perform and did something stupid.

2. Woke up, next morning and don't remember having sex.

3. any other ?

Open to Male and female comments/stories.

Discuss:

So drunk at the party last night all I remember is 2 hot guys and one kitchen table, not my own. Lol
 
Not drunk, I don't drink, but have been so high a couple of times that I didn't remember everything that happenend during the night... :eek:
 
Not drunk, I don't drink, but have been so high a couple of times that I didn't remember everything that happenend during the night... :eek:

ah such is the way in Holland - was there in late 2019 had a lot of un looking around the De Wallen, trying to get my wife into a shop, but couldnt, so ended up buying some bulbs instead - hardly a suitable alternate experience!
 
1. Couldn't perform and did something stupid.

One night a guy, whom I met in a club, was taking me back to his place. I was so drunk I vomit all inside his BMW. Probably one of the worst night in his life having to clean the vomit instead of getting sex.

2. Woke up, next morning and don't remember having sex.

I never really not remembering having sex. I always knew if I had sex, just can't remember with who.

oh dear that didnt sound like a very successful date :)
 
There was a guy I met who was a really promiscuous bisexual. I wanted to have my first experience ofmguy-on-guy sex with him. We went to a party together, got drunk and the next thing I knew he was holding my hand and talking about elections. We went back to his dorm room, but I was too drunk to get one of those elections, and when I tried to give him a vlowjob I threw up.

He was actually rather cool about things, and because of his coolness it wasn't a totally bad experience. It h a sort left me with a sense of unfinished business when it comes to blowjobs, which Imhaven't given since.
 
There was a guy I met who was a really promiscuous bisexual. I wanted to have my first experience ofmguy-on-guy sex with him. We went to a party together, got drunk and the next thing I knew he was holding my hand and talking about elections. We went back to his dorm room, but I was too drunk to get one of those elections, and when I tried to give him a vlowjob I threw up.

He was actually rather cool about things, and because of his coolness it wasn't a totally bad experience. It h a sort left me with a sense of unfinished business when it comes to blowjobs, which Imhaven't given since.

throwing up seems to play quite a part in these drunken sexual adventures, i hope you find that guy on guy experience soon. Watch what you drink though eh?
 
Have you ever been so drunk you:

1. Couldn't perform and did something stupid.

2. Woke up, next morning and don't remember having sex.

3. any other ?

Open to Male and female comments/stories.

Discuss:

Sooo many stories I could tell here. I'll start with one that occurred during the summer after I graduated from college.

It was a Friday afternoon. I got off work early and had no plans. I was walking across campus when I ran into a woman who lived near me. She and I had a few classes together, so we were friendly but not in a sexual or romantic way. She wasn't particularly pretty, but she was cute and friendly Anyway, we bumped into each other and decided to stop off for a happy hour pitcher of beer. Well, one pitcher became two, and there might have been a third--I don't remember exactly. She had to work that night, so we left early and I walked her home.

On the walk home we were both a little unsteady, and were leaning in each other and holding each other up. When we got to her house she told me to sit on the couch while she went upstairs to change. I should mention that she had three housemates. I had slept with two of them at different times over the previous year. Both of them were much hotter than her. The third housemate was even hotter, but she wouldn't even talk to me. No worries.

Kim came down from changing and sat next to me on the couch. She had about 20 minutes before she had to leave for work, so she sat next to me and one thing led to another. Pretty soon we were kissing and feeling each other up on the couch. Her roommates were walking in and out of the room, but we just ignored them and went at each other. She was feeling my cock through my shorts, and I had my hand insider her panties fingering her slick pussy. Nobody said anything, they just walked through and gave us dirty looks as they passed.

Well, after a few minutes it was time for her to go to work. I offered to walk her to her job and she accepted. Once we got there she asked me to go up with her, since she was the only one working that night. I agreed.

She worked for an answering service on the second floor. The place was empty when we got there. She checked in and we continued making out on the floor. She sucked my cock for a while, I ate her pussy, and then we fucked. We were repeatedly interrupted by the telephone. I have no idea how many times we had to stop so she could answer the phone.

We fucked with countless interruptions for the telephone until her shift ended at midnight. I walked her home, and then continued on to my place. The next day I woke up with rug burns on my knees and elbows, and the skin was practically worn off my cock. Due to all the drinking, she became dehydrated and was not getting wet, but we continued fucking anyway. I saw the next day and she was also bruised and burned from the floor, and her pussy was so sore she couldn't even walk. Fun times.
 
I learned early in life that I could not handle booze well. I am one of those who goes from just starting to feel good to running for the ladies room. So I have never had any drunken nights to blame for my misdeeds.
 
I am pretty sure a majority of my sex in college I had some amount of alcohol in my system. Not that it was necessary but I did enjoy the parties.
 
I learned early in life that I could not handle booze well. I am one of those who goes from just starting to feel good to running for the ladies room. So I have never had any drunken nights to blame for my misdeeds.

so many ladies arent blessed with the skills us chaps have to devour masses of booze, myself not included.
so how do your misdeeds generally happen, as so many are from drink, i think?
 
I came of age in the 60s in Greenwich Village. I remember many intriguing beginnings and many interesting endings, but I can only imagine what led from the beginnings to the ends. The fact that I generally started out clothed and ended up naked does suggest there may have been sex in between.
 
Have you ever been so drunk you:

1. Couldn't perform and did something stupid.

2. Woke up, next morning and don't remember having sex.

3. any other ?

Open to Male and female comments/stories.

Discuss:

Couldn't perform and did something stupid!

To make a long story short, many years ago, I stripped in the back seat of our car. It was late at night, my wife was driving and her best was in the front seat. I had way too much to drink. I tapped her friend's shoulder and she looked back and saw I was naked. She told my wife I was naked and she turned on the interior light to see for herself. She turned the light off and didn't say anything. We were on a small country road and there wasn't any traffic. My wife's friend asked what they should do with me.
My wife slowed down and stopped. She said "lets get him out in the headlights and jack him off." They got me out in the lights and tried to make me cum. No matter their efforts, I couldn't get off. We finally got in the car and continued home. My first CFNM experience and I was too drunk to perform.
 
Me too I'm one of those girls who become total sluts when drunk, luckily I can handle alcohol ahahah :kiss:

ive seen them in bars or on the streets in some towns in england, falling abut showing there asses and fannies, are you one of those or do you just get horny for cock?
Ive worked in naples and the girls are a little more conservative, or at least until you get a few drinks in them, then its knicker off and lots of fun - are you one of those girls? :)
 
I came of age in the 60s in Greenwich Village. I remember many intriguing beginnings and many interesting endings, but I can only imagine what led from the beginnings to the ends. The fact that I generally started out clothed and ended up naked does suggest there may have been sex in between.

i bet you have a few stories to tell, why not share them, if you havent already, you sound interesting and we could all do with interesting in this day and age!
 
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