Drunk

Swiped up this thread real quick on my phone, saw the gaping ruins and assumed we'd been treated to the full size edition of your av.

Gutted.


I can't do the full size of mine - one inch down is too far for a family thread, one inch up is personally identifiable tattoo of a dark green shamrock, about 1.25 inches in diameter, just about 2 inches to the right and one inch below my navel.

So you see, I posted all that I can without danger or obscenity.

Now Cuntsmiley - could do a lot more than she did.
 
I can't do the full size of mine - one inch down is too far for a family thread, one inch up is personally identifiable tattoo of a dark green shamrock, about 1.25 inches in diameter, just about 2 inches to the right and one inch below my navel.

So you see, I posted all that I can without danger or obscenity.

Now Cuntsmiley - could do a lot more than she did.

Cuntsmiley reminds me of Lt Ripley in her skimpies at the end of Alien. Delicious minx.
 
I can't do the full size of mine - one inch down is too far for a family thread, one inch up is personally identifiable tattoo of a dark green shamrock, about 1.25 inches in diameter, just about 2 inches to the right and one inch below my navel.

So you see, I posted all that I can without danger or obscenity.

Now Cuntsmiley - could do a lot more than she did.

<----- Wins thread
 
I might be stupid, but, to me, that just makes things more circularly complicated.

Please consult section 14 paragraph 3 on page 147 of the instruction manual. Thank you.

I can't do the full size of mine - one inch down is too far for a family thread, one inch up is personally identifiable tattoo of a dark green shamrock, about 1.25 inches in diameter, just about 2 inches to the right and one inch below my navel.

So you see, I posted all that I can without danger or obscenity.

Now Cuntsmiley - could do a lot more than she did.

I had forgotten about your tattoo.
 
I can't do the full size of mine - one inch down is too far for a family thread, one inch up is personally identifiable tattoo of a dark green shamrock, about 1.25 inches in diameter, just about 2 inches to the right and one inch below my navel.

So you see, I posted all that I can without danger or obscenity.

Now Cuntsmiley - could do a lot more than she did.

You could be artistically vague and only do a half of nipple. Closeup even, to avoid us seeing the peripheral erotic fecundity of your breast's curve and edges.
 
^ cock blocker

(one up)

For the record, although not on evidence right at the moment, it'd still be true without the one up.

Most people probably have by now, it's been 8 years.

Oh, I imagine so. But now that I am reminded, I can distinctly remember talking with you about it years ago, and being surprised by the fact that you had it.
 
Which instruction manual?

Or:

Someone could just speak with clarity.

Oh, I can't do that. Even when I am trying to be clear.

But, consult the GB instruction manual. It should have been sent to you in the mail shortly after your first post here.
 
Oh, I imagine so. But now that I am reminded, I can distinctly remember talking with you about it years ago, and being surprised by the fact that you had it.

I was once young and stupid and radical anti-mom too.
 
You could be artistically vague and only do a half of nipple. Closeup even, to avoid us seeing the peripheral erotic fecundity of your breast's curve and edges.

Why yes, I could do exactly that, but the fact of it is, that merely telling you that I could do it is enough for me to be happy..

Hope you got yours.
 
Another option would be to make this about race. I could attack whichever idiot it was who claimed that Asians have no tolerance for alcohol.

You're a fool. Have you even understood what I said? It's already scientifically proven and you're so ignorant.
 
Oh, I can't do that. Even when I am trying to be clear.

But, consult the GB instruction manual. It should have been sent to you in the mail shortly after your first post here.

kids...

Why yes, I could do exactly that, but the fact of it is, that merely telling you that I could do it is enough for me to be happy..

Hope you got yours.

Best trick ever---^
 
were you drunk ?

No, it was a well-thought out, well-planned event, using the best artist in my region and without any recourse to alcohol or other intoxicant.

I was just young and stupid and, showing them. I had a vastly different life plan when I got it than I had about 4 years after I got it. Not that it matters, I like the pattern, and I got lucky and found that the Irish (although largely useless) are good in bed and make great life partners, so I can lie and say it was for her.

my drunk thread is doing better now that people think sex is coming to it.
 
No, it was a well-thought out, well-planned event, using the best artist in my region and without any recourse to alcohol or other intoxicant.

I was just young and stupid and, showing them. I had a vastly different life plan when I got it than I had about 4 years after I got it. Not that it matters, I like the pattern, and I got lucky and found that the Irish (although largely useless) are good in bed and make great life partners, so I can lie and say it was for her.

my drunk thread is doing better now that people think sex is coming to it.

I am going to the courthouse and filing charges on you for Criminally Bad Punning Hypocracy.
 
I was once young and stupid and radical anti-mom too.

"Too?"

I'll have you know that I was born a full-grown adult of reasonable intellect who is moderately neutral-mom.

But I do remember! It could have been far worse.
 
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