Drunk.

[Garnate]

Because I am a fat girl.

Ignore Uncle Kracker. He doesn't condone flirting of any kind so he's going to hate on you for the rest of forever. I think he just needs more hugs, personally.

 

[Lustful_Intentions]

I was taught to share with the class!

Please, the class isn't good enough for that.

 

[Garnate]

Please, the class isn't good enough for that.

Okay you got me. I have no class. *Pinkie out*

 

[scrymettet]

what ya drinkin' ?

 

[Garnate]

what ya drinkin' ?

Earlier it was strawberry banana long islands. So good.

 

[scrymettet]

Earlier it was strawberry banana long islands. So good.

where's the booze in that ?
sounds like an healthy dessert

 

[Garnate]

where's the booze in that ?
sounds like an healthy dessert

Yes, very healthy in the "Nothing but alcohol" way. Those are literally nothing but alcohol.

 

[dg]

Garnate I'm The Drunkest

 

[scrymettet]

Yes, very healthy in the "Nothing but alcohol" way. Those are literally nothing but alcohol.

1/2 oz. rum
1/2 oz. vodka
1/2 oz. gin
1/2 oz. tequila
....

sound good but hold the fruity part

 

[Garnate]

Garnate I'm The Drunkest

You're like that loud party girl that everyone tries to ignore but they can't because she's all up in their faces yelling parts of old high school football cheers. And that's sexy as hell.

1/2 oz. rum
1/2 oz. vodka
1/2 oz. gin
1/2 oz. tequila
....

sound good but hold the fruity part

But that's the BEST part.

 

[dg]

You're like that loud party girl that everyone tries to ignore but they can't because she's all up in their faces yelling parts of old high school football cheers. And that's sexy as hell.

Lol lol. When I get sexy I get super drunk.

 

[scrymettet]

..
But that's the BEST part.

For me, Dear, for me.
I never get between a women and a fruity drink, This would not be right

 

[Garnate]

Lol lol. When I get sexy I get super drunk.

And vice versa. You're a double-threat guy and I dig that about you. And also probably your penis. And that adorable fucking face. Ahem.
Watching anything fun tonight?

For me, Dear, for me.
I never get between a women and a fruity drink, This would not be right

SMART. MAN.

 

[Killswitch]

I'm making bacon lettuce and tomato sandwiches. Without tomato and without lettuce.

 

[scrymettet]

...

SMART. MAN.

thank you M'am
Survivors learn from past mistakes

 

[Jennifer]

Ignore Uncle Kracker. He doesn't condone flirting of any kind so he's going to hate on you for the rest of forever. I think he just needs more hugs, personally.

I think that he needs more poison but I am new around here and don't want to presume

 

[dirtwrench]

Sadly it seems the lovely Miss G is sobering up and keeping her clothes on.

Damn!

For what it's worth my dear, those boobs made my day and I must say Thank You.



If you ever get stranded here in a flyover state, hit me up. We can go have a drink or two. Or twelve. Yours can be fruity if you desire.

 

[snugglestruggle]

I think that he needs more poison but I am new around here and don't want to presume

You know Warfrin is basically rat poison, so you could make it look like an accident. just sayin *nod*

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I am the Pam of Lit.

Youre the Kim Kardashians ass of LIT and Courtney Loves lips of LIT. Your tits look like summer squash.

 

[Bert Notorius]

who the hell isn't?

 

[DesEsseintes]

I go off Lit for one stinking night and I miss drunk Garnate? The best kind? (Apart from semi-drunk, paralytically drunk and sober Garnate, which are also pretty sweet.)

Curse my luck. That thread was beautiful and dangerous and sexy, like the car crashes in Crash (the proper one, not the feeble race relations effort).

 

[1HF]

For Garnate in the morning.. I had an extra one for you

 

[Libsam]

I has hangover... I feel like booboobooboo

 

[Libsam]

oh, i found garnate's left runt!! I feel mo betta now

 

[Garnate]

Youre the Kim Kardashians ass of LIT and Courtney Loves lips of LIT. Your tits look like summer squash.

OMG THANK YOU! It's kind of embarrassing when you flirt like that, though.

I go off Lit for one stinking night and I miss drunk Garnate? The best kind? (Apart from semi-drunk, paralytically drunk and sober Garnate, which are also pretty sweet.)

Curse my luck. That thread was beautiful and dangerous and sexy, like the car crashes in Crash (the proper one, not the feeble race relations effort).

Your presence was definitely missed You'll have to make it up to me somehow.

For Garnate in the morning.. I had an extra one for you

Repost or text it to me!