Drunk, Stupid & Dirty!

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

I Am NEVER Drinking Beer, Or Any Other Alcohol For That Matter, Again!

Ya Can't Sing! You Can't Walk! So Of Course Ya Can't Dance Like A Cool Chick!

Had Great Sex? Too Bad I Can't Remember It

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[MrBates]

Awwww......

I think yer kinda cute when yer 8FT tall and Bulletproof!!

Besides....I bet you danced really good!!

anyway....isn't it HELL when you grow up?

Don't worry....you're secrets are safe with us.

I quit drinking mass quantities of beer for the same reason.
Now I *SIP* scotch.
Much more sophisticated.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

The Last 6 People

That Viewed My Thread Agreed, That I Am A Dirty, Gross Girl.

Please, Someone Tell Me Some Stupid, Filthy Thing That They Did When They Were Drunk!!!

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Mr Bates!

How Did Ya Know My Outfit Was Made Of Kevlar?

Thanks, Now I Feel Just A Little Less Filthy.

Sipping Scotch Sofisticatedly From Now On

 

[lilfrk]

Don't Feel Bad

It happens to the best of us when we get that fucked up drunk. Chalk it up to experience and move on. That's what showers and the washing machine were made for. It all washes.

I don't drink Beer either unless I'm already drunk. And then it is a really bad scene.

My drunk nasty thing. I peed on my best friend's neighbor's lawn, with her holding me up. Because I couldn't make it up the steps to the bathroom with out peeing myself. Lovely huh?

 

[scylis]

that's why i don't drink.. slows the reflexes.. dulls the senses.. allows one to be caught off guard..

and being caught off guard is a VERY bad thing in my line of work.. it's very hard to climb noislessly up a tall private appartment building while blitzed..

 

[OUTSIDER]

Don't worry you've got a long way to go before you hit the bottom of the barrel, I once went out on a friday night and woke up on a tuesday morning in another part of the country with a bunch of complete strangers who were all calling me Dave (not my real name), surreal is not the word, I've cleaned up my act and I now pace mtself when I drink.

 

[beckbabe]

Outsider, I know your point is serious, but that is fucking funny! Sorry, but it so is! I remember laying on a bar bathroom floor once...nice shoes I remember thinking. I rarely drink, it's liquid ether, and I'm too stoned to play anesthesiologist.

 

[Merelan]

Damn Outsider, that was you? No wonder you kept ignoring me.

 

[OUTSIDER]

All part of the fun in being a member of a scooter club, it's one of the funniest things to ever happen to me but at the time I was freaked.

 

[Starfish]

*lol* guys


I played 'pumpkin toss' while drunk. That was a fucking mess...

We had these little pumpkins, and you have a big circle of people and you get one to get a pumpkin, and that person kind of hoist/flings it high up into the air. You have to try and catch it if it is coming down, nearby you, or you'll get splattered.

Pumpkin guts are quite nasty when they've dried to your skin.


Oh, and I've barfed all over, had oral sex with strangers, asked a waiter if he'd fuck me right there on the table in the resturant......

etc..... bad bad filthy girl..

 

[OUTSIDER]

I just remembered another time I got so drunk I can't remember what happened, I went out with some friends and had a "big" night of beer, I woke up the next afternoon well evening really and found a framed certificate tied around my neck.

The certificate read "Worlds greatest drunk", I asked some friends about it and they told me that we went to a pub and at the end of the night I was the only one of us who could make it to the bar to order a drink, the only thing was I couldn't walk so I crawled on my hands and knee's and ordered a round of beer' for the boy's.

The barman was so impressed with this he awarded me the worlds greatest pisshead certificate and tied it around my neck so I wouldn't lose it.













It was hung on my wall for many years.

 

[beckbabe]

Thank God we're not telling Quaalude stories. Whew.