Drunk posting

[sexualman123]

{{{huuuuug *jiggle jiggle jiggle*}}}

I figured you had to pee.

what? sorry braless boobs in face... coherent senteces no longer going to happen...

pee.. its straight whiskey.. i'm just trying to stay warm... it is almost below freezing here.

also Lit WTF? I mean i'm drunk... do you realize how hard it is to hit the refresh button when drunk... and then when it lags I forget I hit said refresh button, so I keep hitting it... tell you what set up an ad to add servers... I for one will contribute... (checks bank account)... $1.00 that is right a crisp one dollar bill for more servers.

 

[ydahecnot]

Lots of drunken quote nesting

 

[sexualman123]

Lots of drunken quote nesting

what is quote nesting? some sort of bird thing? I don't know much about birds, but I do know that I love to eat them. mmmm vairous birds....

I think it is now time for a PB&J sandwhich

 

[mowi]

I will not lie... I have tried personals... fetish boards... playground is where I am adored.

this is annoying........ but funny.

what happened to my lit tutor

I have had a revelation: I would be brilliant at Role plays......but and it is a large but, evidently my stream of conscious has Add to I have to many asides... *sigh

from now on I think my posts will all be titled *crazy

I don't think i'm crazy, does that make me crazy? hmmmm it is a conundrum.

so i walked into my wood shop this evening... that is right i make shit. and i managed to walk into a spider web... which leads me to two thoughts

1. it has been below freezing here most of the day, WTF is this spider thinking it is going to catch? snowflakes... stupid little fucker we are in a drought
2. I will miss my wood shop. since i cannot find said spider, but I know it is there i must therefore burn it down... there is no other option.

You'd burn down your wood shop to kill a spider...? Marry me.

 

[iamincognito45]

So a kind soul was tired of my drunken posts in another thread and directed me here to make room for more salient posts back there...

What the hell? Now I have been thrown out of a thread on Lit? I'll have to put that one on my resume!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

So a kind soul was tired of my drunken posts in another thread and directed me here to make room for more salient posts back there...

What the hell? Now I have been thrown out of a thread on Lit? I'll have to put that one on my resume!

foul! I cry foul!
I never said you couldn't post over there, I just thought you might have fun over here, that's all.

plus, I would know where you find your drunken butt.

now...where's your boobs?

 

[iamincognito45]

foul! I cry foul!
I never said you couldn't post over there, I just thought you might have fun over here, that's all.

plus, I would know where you find your drunken butt.

now...where's your boobs?

Yeah, yeah, fair enough. I was just trying to be gentlemanly and vacate the thread before I embarrassed myself over there...

At least I have a new home!

I think we have seen enough men's boobs in that thread... LOL

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Yeah, yeah, fair enough. I was just trying to be gentlemanly and vacate the thread before I embarrassed myself over there...

At least I have a new home!

I think we have seen enough men's boobs in that thread... LOL

Welcome Home! I think we need to throw you a housewarming party.

you bring the house, i'll bring the warm.

 

[iamincognito45]

Welcome Home! I think we need to throw you a housewarming party.

you bring the house, i'll bring the warm.

Now that's what I'm talking about!

How about a vodka tonic? Two limes?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Now that's what I'm talking about!

How about a vodka tonic? Two limes?

well, okayyy....but I have to warn you, I get frisky after a couple of drinks.

sure hope you've got more than an air mattress in the bedroom.

 

[iamincognito45]

well, okayyy....but I have to warn you, I get frisky after a couple of drinks.

sure hope you've got more than an air mattress in the bedroom.

Well I would hope so! I don't hand out quality booze to just any old gal that stops by!

Who needs a mattress anyway??? I have functional furniture all over the place...

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Well I would hope so! I don't hand out quality booze to just any old gal that stops by!

Who needs a mattress anyway??? I have functional furniture all over the place...

good to hear, 'cause i'm not just any old gal.

oooh, i'd love a guided tour! where shall we begin?

 

[Lovely2222]

I started off with water, then I moved on to the heady stuff. I had a Diet Coke.

Things got really, rough, had more water. Then I went around and posted sexy notes on threads. Without the alcohol.

So it was not drunk posting, it was pervin posting. Can one be drunk on perviness? This makes me a pervette I know.

Proud pervette.....

So this is not drunk posting. But it is probably close as you are gonna get to drunk posting from me.

Look at the shit I just wrote. I need a drink. Or need to get laid. Or both.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

don't we all?

 

[Lovely2222]

don't we all?

So true....

 

[sexualman123]

That is right bitches I am back. And by back I mean I am drinking for the first time after a month of enforced sobriety. Why a month you ask...

Well chuck good question…. (Yes you are all now named chuck, I can’t keep up with avatars anymore). I have been in three countries, and now back in Merica. And during my travels I was working ridiculous hours when meant I did not have time to be drunk. Also I am now officially old and my body can’t do the whole act sober thing anymore…. So drinking regularly is no longer a possibility. stupid growing up

Tonight I am consuming a bottle on my superiors. They don’t know they just spent $80 on a bottle of 16 yr. old scotch…… it was going to be a $200 bottle but I know what the bean counters flag.

Anyhoo how have you been?

I’m still in a hotel room…. But my roommate is gone, and by gone I mean he passed out an hour ago in another room…. He snores, and requires the room temp to be cold…… not cool…… but COLD. I am now going pantsless on principle. But not that pants less, I have a phobia of becoming trapped outside my room without my key….

 

[sexualman123]

This evening I would like to discuss two topics
1. sexting/cyber…… so much fun, but objectively kind of weird
2. biggest phobia…. What is yours. Mine is snakes I really, really, really, hate them. And by hate I mean I am absolutely terrified.
I would also like to discuss focus… add, and bananas…. Why is it considered sexy when a woman eats a banananas… there is always biting involved, which I do not find sexy… at. All.

 

[braingasmss]

I'm 420ing my ass off! I love talkin bout goofy stuff when I'm inebriated!!

 

[sexualman123]

good for you. I mean I can't 420... I don't like jail I have been there, it idid not go well.
at one point I was was drunk enough that I proposed to the female cop processing me... she was cool about it, but lets just say the end result was not her number, rather a very cold floor not knowing where I was.

also one should not ever wear a clown suit, drink a lot, and walk around downtown... life tip people

 

[braingasmss]

A toast to you sir! Indeed always a drag when the cops can't take a joke! They get drunk too and say all kinds of dirty stuff too!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

you may not call me Chuck unless you want me to call you Peppermint Patty.

speaking of biting... profile! legs! other stuff! nibble nibble nibble!



Rawr, baby! it's good to have you back.

 

[sexualman123]

Good to be back. Even if I pass at at when ever that was.
Fortunately there was only one instance of balcony shenanigans. Pretty sure there were no pictures. But oh well.

It's all good. Blazing saddles is on. And I still have 2/3rd of a bottle to get through.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

BALCONY SHENANIGANS.

I need details, STAT.




edit: also-- profile! legs! other stuff! yummy.

 

[magicmikeaustin]

BALCONY SHENANIGANS.

I need details, STAT.




edit: also-- profile! legs! other stuff! yummy.

I thought I was the lit whore

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I thought I was the lit whore

edit: wait, no, never mind. god, what is wrong with me??


carry on.