Drunk and Horny

[Wicked-N-Erotic]

Drunk and horny, this combo sucks when your alone. My batteries are all dead and I'm really feeling the need.
Just thought I'd share this with you all.

 

[tyme]

That sucks. I hate when the batteries are all dead in toys.

 

[acitore_vuli]

Would you like fries with that combo?

 

[sunstruck]

That sucks. I hate when the batteries are all dead in toys.

You know they sell recharable batteries. Enviro and vibrator friendly.

 

[Wicked-N-Erotic]

No fries, maybe a volunteer to work the vibe since the batteries are dead.

 

[Lovely_Pink_Queen]

At least you're durnk and horny, i'm just horny. And it's never good when you batteies go dead. They need an everlasting battery, like an everlasting gobstopper... although they don't really last that long now that I tink about it. Damn! can't a person cut a break!

 

[Lovely_Pink_Queen]

P.S: i can't type tonight. La da dee la de da! I'm bored

 

[Zmey]

You can have my tongue

 

[Wicked-N-Erotic]

Everlasting batteries would be a god send but if I have a tongue offered I'll take it

 

[mikeg66]

I would love to offer you my

tounge but I do not think it would reach ohio

 

[Zmey]

Oh it would!

 

[Wicked-N-Erotic]

I would love to offer you my
tounge but I do not think it would reach ohio



Too bad, I guess me and my right hand will be getting reaquainted tonight.
Not so bad though, at least I know who it's been with, LOL

 

[Lovely_Pink_Queen]

Everlasting batteries would be a god send but if I have a tongue offered I'll take it

A tounge sounds great right about now , but a good humping sounds even better!

 

[Wicked-N-Erotic]

A tounge sounds great right about now , but a good humping sounds even better!


I agree, mmm, nice and slow to start

 

[Lovely_Pink_Queen]

and over and over until you can't move

 

[Zmey]

non stop for 5 hours ... over and over and over...

 

[Wicked-N-Erotic]

non stop for 5 hours ... over and over and over...



Oh My, I'm in lust, 5 hours? Nothing like being fucked into paralysis. Been a long time since I've been there.

 

[Lovely_Pink_Queen]

damn 5 hours! i think the longest straight, non stop fuck (except to change positions) was 4 hours. Now one after another over a couple of hour span...

 

[Wicked-N-Erotic]

I'm going to go to bed now and touch my slippery, wet self, and see if I can last 5 hours if I have to be the one to do all the work.

 

[Zmey]

I'm going to go to bed now and touch my slippery, wet self, and see if I can last 5 hours if I have to be the one to do all the work.

Have fun

 

[Lovely_Pink_Queen]

Zmey- Have fun

But not too much, you batteryless vibrator might get jealous

 

[Zmey]

But not too much, you batteryless vibrator might get jealous

Let it next time it's gonna last longer

 

[Lovely_Pink_Queen]

lol, wicked's going to need LOTS of extra batteries for next time

 

[Rawhide_101]

That's got to one of the worst feelings...being horny and NOT being able to do anything about it!

 

[Zmey]

lol, wicked's going to need LOTS of extra batteries for next time

I think rechargeable nickel cadmium batteries are the best choice.