Drowy (Drobabes) General OOC

[Drobabes]

*whips out the sword forged in the fires of coffee beans*

 

[Poprockz]

You have my sword. And my Bow! And my ass!

Wait a second... <_<"

 

[Drobabes]

Hahaha XD

 

[Poprockz]

Delicious, delicious postas. Sabastian is an angry man.

 

[Drobabes]

Want...so badly...to post! Dx

Also got damn, that was a mighty fine reaction from Sabastian, mhm

 

[Poprockz]

I'll waive the flag of surrender if you do. <_<

He pissed that Robert did dat mind-fuckery.

 

[Drobabes]

I would be pissed too >_> although, maybe after he calms down, Jameson can help him see the tactical side of things >_>

Alright,. *raises the white flag as she crawls under them warm covers*

 

[Poprockz]

<_< Yeah... Won't take him too long to calm down, but he'll still be salty as fuck.

*slumps over onto bed*

 

[Nouh_Bdee]

You have my sword. And my Bow! And my ass!

Wait a second... <_<"

I know there are already a million LOTR porn parodies, but I kind of want you to write one, Poprockz.

 

[Drobabes]

I bet she could write the most famous fanfiction

 

[Nouh_Bdee]

I'd read it

 

[Drobabes]

I would totally read it as well

 

[Poprockz]

Gimli leaned over in bed, his hand resting on the pale skin of Aragorn's abs. "Don't tell the elf."

XD They'd probably sue me.

 

[Nouh_Bdee]

See, though? It’s already SO good!!

 

[Poprockz]

Honestly, I feel like Gimli would be a bottom.

 

[Drobabes]

Aaaahh Jesse! DX

I didn't come here for these feels! ;-;

(I'm a liar, that is total bullshit)

 

[Poprockz]

Heheh. Yeeees. Let the feels flow through you!

 

[Nouh_Bdee]

I just thought of a mildly funny but very sweaty LOTR porn joke, and then I couldn’t help myself and actually looked up the elvish to make it. I regret this, and out of spite I will not spare you the joke.

“Well, who wouldn’t bottom for the wielder of Andúrúatapsa?”

That’s Quenya for “Man-Meat of the West”

That’s in your brains now, and it’s my fault and I’m not sorry.

 

[Poprockz]

Would that sword be wielded with one hand or two? XD

 

[Nouh_Bdee]

Well, it’s a really big sword, but I think the number of hands required might depend on the willingness of the victim to get stabbed, right?

 

[Poprockz]

Well, I mean. Like if he's the one wielding it, would he grip that girthy handle with one hand or two?

 

[Nouh_Bdee]

Ah, like in training?

He could do it with one, but sometimes he might want to use two, or even just his off-hand, so he could pretend it’s someone else swinging it

 

[Poprockz]

Exactly.

Ah, okay. That makes sense. You know, I heard he used his sword on the mouth of Sauron, though I suppose a lot of people end up on the other end of his blade. Not Eowyn though.

 

[Nouh_Bdee]

Agreed. It’s a magnificent blade, impressively wielded. It’s a real shame what happened to Narsil, though

 

[Poprockz]

<_< What happened to Narsil? I thought Elrond worked it back into shape.