Driving thoughts......
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Weird Harold
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Every third car on the road is driven by a drunk. The two in-between are driven by a damned fool and a homicidal maniac. Every tenth is all of the above.
Consequently my main thought when driving is "which is which and how can they hurt me if I don't pay attention?"
I hate it when I roll my wrists. Some ugly, ugly shots happen when I do.
nowisthetime
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Get the hell out of my way!
Fuck these red lights
Hope there's no cop
Fuck these red lights
Hope there's no cop
Que
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It is legal to turn right on red unless there is posted a sign expressly prohibiting it.
Further, you can (probanly) turn left on red if you're turning from a one-way to another one way. Sometimes there's a sign saying it is expressly permited. I'm not 100% sure on the areas where that situation occurs but there's no sign expressly permitting it.
Further, you can (probanly) turn left on red if you're turning from a one-way to another one way. Sometimes there's a sign saying it is expressly permited. I'm not 100% sure on the areas where that situation occurs but there's no sign expressly permitting it.
Que
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With a drive-thru window?
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Driving thoughts?
Praise be to Allah that I left the Billie Holiday CD in the player...
No offense to the laughing Buddha on my dash. He reminds me to stay calm (Even when G&R is in the CD rotation).
Praise be to Allah that I left the Billie Holiday CD in the player...
No offense to the laughing Buddha on my dash. He reminds me to stay calm (Even when G&R is in the CD rotation).
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You hog the left lane, you will regret it.
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Que
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Not if I keep my left-turn blinker on the whole time.
I can't drive 55!
I saw Sammy Haggar handing keys to the valet at the Boulders in Cave Creek a week or so ago. He had a bottle of tequila in his hand. The problem us, he either has been in stasis for 20 years or it was an impersonator. He had not aged and this is Sammy we are talking about.
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I ran into Melissa Ethridge last week and she has most certainly not been in stasis...
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The rest are cellphone addicts.
Today yet another state is enforcing its first official " hands free" law.
Its been talked about in every major TV and radio station every day since May.
Tomorrow people will be crying, "But, but,........nobody told me. Waaaa! Waaaa!"
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Look at that d-bag in his penis extension truck.
Hey, look at her, wow.
This idiot is going around the world to the left.
'light turns yellow' I can make it!
That jack ass is looking at his phone and not paying attention.
Boy that support planned parenthood shocking pink bumper sticker is getting me a lot of dirty looks...
Hey, look at her, wow.
This idiot is going around the world to the left.
'light turns yellow' I can make it!
That jack ass is looking at his phone and not paying attention.
Boy that support planned parenthood shocking pink bumper sticker is getting me a lot of dirty looks...
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Weird Harold
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That puts them in the "Damned Fool" third.
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