Drinking With Strangers

[Mo_Bandy]

My saddest drinking song

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Doing this again today but at beach. Cheers skanks.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Not lying bartenders are so nice here assuming they are high.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Not lying bartenders are so nice here assuming they are high.

are they giving out free shots?

 

[KinkyLaughs]

I am a fan of the occa

are they giving out free shots?

I'll take some. Open bars are the best!!

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Not lying bartenders are so nice here assuming they are high.

Got home gonna nap and hit uo another bar.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Another day another pub so what the fuck.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Probably cant stay for more than one. Lighting and music are fucking nonsense for pub.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Switched pubs and they’re playing Alex Chilton by Replacements. Made good fucking choice.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Bellied up on a Wednesday. Place is really nice and fancy but rustic. I think I am only muh fucker here not on date night.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dumb bitch next to me in flat billed Montana hat talking mad shit saying ‘yeah I stole all his business and left the dumb mother fucker.’

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Pet fucking peeve is when I go somewhere that brews their own beer and it tastes nothing like style they claim.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dude I just gotta find out which one of these yuppies has the cocaine.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Pretty rad drinking with strangers you know.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

No way to confirm but seems like I have seen half these limp dick muh fuckers popping pills at bar. Probably Viagra.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

And no offense but why are dudes so dumpy looking. Do some fucking pushups and lay off the frozen pizzas ylu fat fucks.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Gotta be honest there are some MILFS here that should have their own OnlyFans.

 

[kentuckymtnman]

I’m moving somewhere that I know almost no one. I have no choice but to drink with strangers.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dude just got to this bar and drunk 70 yo intoxicated dude orders heavy pour highball and just takes it to car and leaves for night. Fucking power moves.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Back on my bullshit

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Out the fucking box couple next to me dude looks like he was a roadie for White Snake telling his date about his fantasy football draft.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Also they already sent their burger back.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

This bartender who I know and like knows I like the dumb shit. Always gives me a good story said earlier dude arrived thrown out of Uber and looked pilled and boozed out asked her to help him figure out if his Viagra was working.

 

[MedicalMuse]

This bartender who I know and like knows I like the dumb shit. Always gives me a good story said earlier dude arrived thrown out of Uber and looked pilled and boozed out asked her to help him figure out if his Viagra was working.

That is an excellent pickup line.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

That is an excellent pickup line.

We both just seemed to enjoy the FL man humor. Big on a story a night and I always ask whats shes got.