Drinking the Martini

[BlackSnake]

I got up and had a desire to make a Martini.

1/2 oz dry Vermouth
2 oz Apple Vodak
1 Martini olive on a toothpick
in a champaign flute

Just one of these puppies and I broke out my favorite black shirt, blue jeans, black belt, and Nike tennis shoes. I'm ready for the hunt. The problem is that its 9:52AM and its been raining all week. Damn! I feel like a preditor. Any piece of ass will do right now.

 

[sirhugs]

Dang! Hate that ' all dressed up and no trim to trim ' feeling.
Calls for another round.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Dang! Hate that ' all dressed up and no trim to trim ' feeling.
Calls for another round.

drink enough martinis and you wont even realize you're not getting any.

 

[eric shawn listo]

I got up and had a desire to make a Martini.

1/2 oz dry Vermouth
2 oz Apple Vodak
1 Martini olive on a toothpick
in a champaign flute

Just one of these puppies and I broke out my favorite black shirt, blue jeans, black belt, and Nike tennis shoes. I'm ready for the hunt. The problem is that its 9:52AM and its been raining all week. Damn! I feel like a preditor. Any piece of ass will do right now.

According to the Martini recipe book, you may want the next one to be with sweet vermouth and an apple slice or better yet a Kraft caramel on a toothpick.

 

[EnglishMuffin]

drink enough martinis and you wont even realize you're not getting any.

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[BlackSnake]

Dang! Hate that ' all dressed up and no trim to trim ' feeling.
Calls for another round.

Yep, made another drink, cut my hair, and redress. Damn! My dick is hard.

 

[BlackSnake]

According to the Martini recipe book, you may want the next one to be with sweet vermouth and an apple slice or better yet a Kraft caramel on a toothpick.

I didn't buy apples, but the second one is working on me. I keep looking out the window, but it's a cloudy day.

 

[R. Richard]

I didn't buy apples, but the second one is working on me. I keep looking out the window, but it's a cloudy day.

Hell man, unless it looks like the second coming of Noah's flood get out there and hunt! Do you want to be responsible for some hot lady walking around horny and blue?

Remember the motto: "We deliver!"

 

[BlackSnake]

Hell man, unless it looks like the second coming of Noah's flood get out there and hunt! Do you want to be responsible for some hot lady walking around horny and blue?

Remember the motto: "We deliver!"

Absolutely, just put on the mood music.

 

[sirhugs]

Absolutely, just put on the mood music.

"Surfin' Safari" ?

 

[Guest]

Yep, made another drink, cut my hair, and redress. Damn! My dick is hard.

Easy answer. I refer you to the quote in my sig: "Quit complaining and have a wank."

 

[sirhugs]

Easy answer. I refer you to the quote in my sig: "Quit complaining and have a wank."

alas, I suspect Snake is at that point where a wank is like a potato chip...having one just grows the desire for more...except here, it is for the elusive 'real thing'

 

[lil_elvis]

Easy answer. I refer you to the quote in my sig: "Quit complaining and have a wank."

And don't drink the Kool-Aid.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Absolutely, just put on the mood music.

"Surfin' Safari" ?

I was thinking more along the lines of "Alley Oop" by The Hollywood Argyles.

 

[BlackSnake]

Wam! I shouldn't brag, but.....LOL!

I took a while, but I was trying to be picky. LifeStyle should be put out of business. Magnum is the way to go.