dreams

[beachybabee]

so this is kinda embarrasing 2 share.... but its also 2 funny not 2 share lol.
plus i woke up rediculously horny.
so neways i had a dream last nite that i was in a huge bukkake. no idea how many guys were in it. my guess was like 50 or so. i was a mess. it was fucking hotttt.
neways the funny part is i finally woke up from the dream... only 2 find out my dog was standing over me drooling all over my face. soooo gross. i like immediatly ran 2 the shower 2 wash it all off... but ended up making myself cum twice while i was in there lol. never woken up so horny but so disgusted at the same time lol. damn dog.

 

[john_johnson]

That is funny! kinda hard to comment on cause it is an unusual story but I like it glad you shared it.

 

[bigdeal7]

did you wash the drool off before or after cumming??

 

[Pj2424143]

so this is kinda embarrasing 2 share.... but its also 2 funny not 2 share lol.
plus i woke up rediculously horny.
so neways i had a dream last nite that i was in a huge bukkake. no idea how many guys were in it. my guess was like 50 or so. i was a mess. it was fucking hotttt.
neways the funny part is i finally woke up from the dream... only 2 find out my dog was standing over me drooling all over my face. soooo gross. i like immediatly ran 2 the shower 2 wash it all off... but ended up making myself cum twice while i was in there lol. never woken up so horny but so disgusted at the same time lol. damn dog.

That's awesome, so when are you going to live out the dream?

 

[DrRickMarshall]

lol

 

[VladHarkonnen]

What's really funny is that as I read your post I kept reading "neways" as "knee-ways" and I kept thinking, "what the fuck does that mean?!" then I realized you meant "anyways" and boy howdie did I feel silly.

 

[Teddybarehead]

that reminds me of all those comedies that have this dude sleeping and the dog breaths on him or licks him and he starts saying sexual things about his significant other until he wakes up and realizes it's the dog.