Gilly Bean
Princess Spanky Pants
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The thread down a bit got me thinking... most people dream nightly, right? So, tell us your dreams here. 
Last night, for instance, was another weird one for me. It seems that's all I do, dream odd dreams!
Ok, so, for some reason, I was at Sam's Club with my husband, and some other weird people, and I was walking around trying to find food we wanted, while he was pricing video games.
I walked past the cheese section, and some big guy was wiping his hands all over the cheese, then eating it. YUCK!
Then, I was outside, standing in front of Toy's R Us. I looked to the left, and there was a road, so I went down it. I ended up on a house boat in front of a really swampy looking lake.
So, I (of course) enter the house boat, and go over this bridge thingy and end up in the back yard. Then, I find out an old friend from high school was in there. She had been pregnant at the same time I was for my oldest, so I ask, where's the baby? (who, in non-dream land, should be around 7 right now)
She says her sister has the baby, but just as she's saying this, the sister pulls up outside, so we go out there.
The sister is in the front seat of the car, with her boyfriend, and they are both doing a bong. The sister finishes, and sticks a pacifier in her mouth, and the boyfriend gets out. The sister takes off again, driving like 80, and I could see the 'baby' sitting on the floor in the back seat, with no seat belt, and she's playing with a toy piano.
So, she takes off, and I ask my old friend just why she let her drive off with the baby, and she just shrugs. Few minutes later, she gets a call saying they were in an accident, and that the baby is fine, but the sister isn't.
She then tells me that they were waiting on a 3rd sister to move to FLorida, because when she does, the high sister will follow, and she won't have to worry about it anymore.
Then, she starts talking about taking down a neighbor's fence, and putting up a new one, and basically stealing thier property.
Now, this isn't the end of the weirdness, not by a long shot.
It changed completly, signaling what, the begining of a new dream?
So, I'm at my parents house, with my ex-sister in law, and I'm reading this incrediblly thin romance novel, only to find out, it's some sort of a 'preview' book, it shows only the first chapter of like 6 different books.
I get all mad, and me and my sister in law end up at this shop we have in town, that sells used books, namely romance. My mother in law is there (no relation to the ex sil), and she's totally ignoring us (Yay!).
We finally get someone to help us, and the woman totally steals $5 from me! Afterthat, I walked outside, and next door to this shop, is a huge antique shop, but they are really particular on who shops there, so I walk in (no accompanied by a cousin and some little boy I don't know), and this woman nods, and opens the 'gate' for us.
Seems the staircase isn't there, instrad, you have to climb up using things attached to the wall. The floor under said 'stair case' is empty, and drops far enough that you can't see the bottom. Reason enough to want to hurry.
Then, we get to the top, and the place is just a run down half empty room, where the lights are mostly broken, and the floor is really weak. We end up barely escaping from a collapsing floor, and have to shimmy down on a rope.
How weird am I again?
Last night, for instance, was another weird one for me. It seems that's all I do, dream odd dreams!
Ok, so, for some reason, I was at Sam's Club with my husband, and some other weird people, and I was walking around trying to find food we wanted, while he was pricing video games.
I walked past the cheese section, and some big guy was wiping his hands all over the cheese, then eating it. YUCK!
Then, I was outside, standing in front of Toy's R Us. I looked to the left, and there was a road, so I went down it. I ended up on a house boat in front of a really swampy looking lake.
So, I (of course) enter the house boat, and go over this bridge thingy and end up in the back yard. Then, I find out an old friend from high school was in there. She had been pregnant at the same time I was for my oldest, so I ask, where's the baby? (who, in non-dream land, should be around 7 right now)
She says her sister has the baby, but just as she's saying this, the sister pulls up outside, so we go out there.
The sister is in the front seat of the car, with her boyfriend, and they are both doing a bong. The sister finishes, and sticks a pacifier in her mouth, and the boyfriend gets out. The sister takes off again, driving like 80, and I could see the 'baby' sitting on the floor in the back seat, with no seat belt, and she's playing with a toy piano.
So, she takes off, and I ask my old friend just why she let her drive off with the baby, and she just shrugs. Few minutes later, she gets a call saying they were in an accident, and that the baby is fine, but the sister isn't.
She then tells me that they were waiting on a 3rd sister to move to FLorida, because when she does, the high sister will follow, and she won't have to worry about it anymore.
Then, she starts talking about taking down a neighbor's fence, and putting up a new one, and basically stealing thier property.
Now, this isn't the end of the weirdness, not by a long shot.
It changed completly, signaling what, the begining of a new dream?
So, I'm at my parents house, with my ex-sister in law, and I'm reading this incrediblly thin romance novel, only to find out, it's some sort of a 'preview' book, it shows only the first chapter of like 6 different books.
I get all mad, and me and my sister in law end up at this shop we have in town, that sells used books, namely romance. My mother in law is there (no relation to the ex sil), and she's totally ignoring us (Yay!).
We finally get someone to help us, and the woman totally steals $5 from me! Afterthat, I walked outside, and next door to this shop, is a huge antique shop, but they are really particular on who shops there, so I walk in (no accompanied by a cousin and some little boy I don't know), and this woman nods, and opens the 'gate' for us.
Seems the staircase isn't there, instrad, you have to climb up using things attached to the wall. The floor under said 'stair case' is empty, and drops far enough that you can't see the bottom. Reason enough to want to hurry.
Then, we get to the top, and the place is just a run down half empty room, where the lights are mostly broken, and the floor is really weak. We end up barely escaping from a collapsing floor, and have to shimmy down on a rope.
How weird am I again?
