dream on...

NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!

minx... you've been a very very naughty girl :mad:

raw! PUNISH HER!!!!

Heh... I like where this is going...

Unfortunately, I have to head out to work.

You'll have to punish her yourself... if you ever get tired of chasing the poor thespian dude.
 
LMAO

It depends upon the crustacean. With a lobster, I strap on a bib, take my time, and do it right... making sure we've both giving all that we possibly can.



*nods* Minx has bigguns.

eewwww. Sicko :mad:



MINX!


don't encourage him!!!!!!!!!! :mad:

Ok :)

NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!



minx... you've been a very very naughty girl :mad:


raw! PUNISH HER!!!!

Oops :eek:

uh oh

*snorts* he cant punish me though



na na nana na :D
 
Heh... I like where this is going...

Unfortunately, I have to head out to work.

You'll have to punish her yourself... if you ever get tired of chasing the poor thespian dude.
*pant pant*

thinks she's

*pant pant*

tired already

*pant pant*

*looks around

NO - wait.. there she is!!

Poor Thespian Dude is moving his ass!!
 
psst... minx.... over here!



...now...... if we stay quiet and put your favourite lampshades on our heads he might get sick of running around by himself and leave sulkily like he usually does..... you with me?
 
psst... minx.... over here!



...now...... if we stay quiet and put your favourite lampshades on our heads he might get sick of running around by himself and leave sulkily like he usually does..... you with me?
Was that a talking lamp?

Naaaahh couldn't have been

*settles in for the night
 
psst... minx.... over here!



...now...... if we stay quiet and put your favourite lampshades on our heads he might get sick of running around by himself and leave sulkily like he usually does..... you with me?

*giggles* ok


Ouch..this chandeliers heavy

*whispers* I've not got a neck anymore :eek:
 
*Looks around

I kinda like it here...

Might settle in... become boss of the thread...

Raise a family.. build a barn.. that sort of thing
 
*Looks around

I kinda like it here...

Might settle in... become boss of the thread...

Raise a family.. build a barn.. that sort of thing

BOO!



*jumps out from behind clattering crystal beads, leaps into the air (in slow motion) & stabs thespy through THE HEART BWAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA!!!!!!*


:devil:
 
BOO!



*jumps out from behind clattering crystal beads, leaps into the air (in slow motion) & stabs thespy through THE HEART BWAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA!!!!!!*


:devil:
Ouch.. that stings a little

You don't know your own strength..

( or lack thereof )
 
just thought i'd share the fact that i'm in love with this song from the annie lennox diva album i bought yesterday :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaPLLibKtRc


Come to me
Run to me
Do and be done with me
(Cold Cold Cold)
Don't I exist for you
Don't I still live for you
(Cold cold cold)
Everything I possess
Given with tenderness
Wrapped in a ribbon of glass
Time it may take us but God only knows
How I've paid for those things in the past

Dying is easy it's living that scares me to death
I could be so content hearing the sound of your breath
Cold is the color of crystal the snowlight
That falls from the heavenly skies
Catch me and let me dive under under
For I want to swim in the pools of your eyes

I want to be with you baby
Slip me inside of your heart
Don't I belong to you baby
Don't you know that nothing can tear us apart
Come on now come on now come on now
Telling you that
I loved you right from the start...
But the more I want you the less I get
Ain't that just the way things are...

Winter has frozen us
Let love take hold of us
(Cold cold cold)
Now we are shivering
Blue ice is glittering
(Cold cold cold)

Cold is the colour of crystal the snowlight
That falls from the heavenly skies
Catch me and let me dive under
For I want to swim in the pools of your eyes
 
HEY! DOn't make me come over there!!
I've got an over-powered vibrator, seven lbs of day old movie theater popcorn, and a lampshade, and I ain't afraid of using them!

haha! i'm surprised raw hasn't already popped in after someone mentioning vibrators on my thread!! he likes that kinda stuff ;)
 
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